Wyatt Glover

Wyatt Glover
Glover after three Exploratory Surgeries.
Basic Information
Aliases	Comfort Glover, Wyatt Mason
Team	Yellowstone Magic
Former Team(s)	Unlimited Tacos
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Feeding the bugs
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	32
Soulscream	XEEIAXEEIAXAHAIIAHAIIAAXAOHAXAOHAIIAUEIIAUEIAEAEXAEAEXAXHIEOXHIEOXAEAIAAEAIAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them

Wyatt Glover is a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic. Glover joined the team as a result of a Season 5, Day 98 feedback swap. They are best known for being subject to three unfortunate rounds of the Season 3 Exploratory Surgery blessing that randomized their pitching stats to 0.

Official League Records

Entering the League

Glover entered the league as Comfort Glover with the Los Angeles Tacos at the beginning of Season 1.

Name Change and Surgeries

After the Season 3 elections, Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning.

During the Season 3 election, Glover (then named Wyatt Mason) was awarded the Exploratory Surgery blessing due to being the Tacos' worst pitcher—a blessing that randomized the stats of a team's worst pitcher three times. The surgery randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. Glover was eligible for the second round of surgery, which again randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. They were then subjected to a third and final round of surgery, which randomized Mason's pitching stats from ½ to 0.

Glover remained the Tacos' worst pitcher.

Season 5 Reverb and Feedback

During a Season 5, Day 82 game against the Houston Spies, Glover was caught in a Reverb incident and switched positions from pitcher to hitter, utilizing Glover's batting stat instead of their 0 pitching stat.

In a Day 98 game against the Yellowstone Magic, Glover feedback swapped with Halexandrey Walton and joined the Magic.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Early Career

Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys Ralphio's, Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager Al Pastor mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release.

Correctional Branding Surgery

After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form". Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Glover is pleased with the results of the operation, enjoying "a beautiful day for tacos, and a beautiful day for me, Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover."

Made of Sand

Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand.

Gallery

by p_a_mcg

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  Glover before all of this mess, by @comfort_glover

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  credit @embryonichydra

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