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After [[Seattle Garages/Season 6#Limiter:Released|making it]] to the [[Internet Series]] and driving a tour bus to [[Hall of Flame|the Void]] and back to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers#The Return|fetch a dead friend]], the [[Seattle Garages]] were ready to win again in [[Season 7]]. Star pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was back, better than ever, and ready to lead the band straight to the playoffs. Well... mostly. Necromancy, it seems, has consequences. Fan favorite pitcher [[Mike Townsend]] had disappeared, although fans claimed to see his shadow from time to time. Hotdogfingers began to lose control, occasionally beaning players with pitches with a wild look in her eyes. Ruby Tuesday shocked the league as the breadth of consequences imposed by the [[Blaseball Gods]] in response to [[Necromancy]] became apparent.  
 
After [[Seattle Garages/Season 6#Limiter:Released|making it]] to the [[Internet Series]] and driving a tour bus to [[Hall of Flame|the Void]] and back to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers#The Return|fetch a dead friend]], the [[Seattle Garages]] were ready to win again in [[Season 7]]. Star pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was back, better than ever, and ready to lead the band straight to the playoffs. Well... mostly. Necromancy, it seems, has consequences. Fan favorite pitcher [[Mike Townsend]] had disappeared, although fans claimed to see his shadow from time to time. Hotdogfingers began to lose control, occasionally beaning players with pitches with a wild look in her eyes. Ruby Tuesday shocked the league as the breadth of consequences imposed by the [[Blaseball Gods]] in response to [[Necromancy]] became apparent.  
  
Splortswise, the team continued running a small ball strategy, to great success. Batter [[Theodore Duende]] lead the league in sacrifice flies, perfecting the "Seattle Shuffle." Band members [[Greer Gwiffin]], [[Lang Richardson]], and [[Farrell Seagull]] ranked in the league wide top 5 for walks, and their consistent presence on base once again helped power the Garages' RBI scoring strategy. The band was performing well and consistently winning, but all eyes were on Hotdogfingers and the curse she carried. In the lateseason, that curse hit home when incinerations during Garages games caused instability to chain to [[Tot Clark]] and later, [[Malik Destiny]]. While both teammates survived, Hotdogfingers was shaken after witnessing the incinerations she caused firsthand, and vowed to find a way to pay off her debt. The Garages once again qualified for the postseason, where they beat the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] in a hard fought 3-2 series before
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Splortswise, the team continued running a small ball strategy, to great success. Batter [[Theodore Duende]] lead the league in sacrifice flies, perfecting the "Seattle Shuffle." Band members [[Greer Gwiffin]], [[Lang Richardson]], and [[Farrell Seagull]] ranked in the league wide top 5 for walks, and their consistent presence on base once again helped power the Garages' RBI scoring strategy. The band was performing well and consistently winning, but all eyes were on Hotdogfingers and the curse she carried. In the lateseason, that curse hit home when incinerations during Garages games caused instability to chain to [[Tot Clark]] and later, [[Malik Destiny]]. While both teammates survived, Hotdogfingers was shaken after witnessing the incinerations she caused firsthand, and vowed to find a way to pay off her debt. The Garages once again qualified for the postseason, where they beat the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] in a hard fought 3-2 series before losing 1 game to 3 to the future Internet Series Champions the [[Mexico City Mild Wings]] in the Mild League Championship.
  
The Seattle Garages stormed onto the field in [[Season 6]] louder and more aggressive than ever before, thanks to multiple beneficial [[Reverb|reverbs]] the previous season. On Base Percentage leaders [[Farrell Seagull]] and [[Greer Gwiffin]] were paired with slugger [[Allison Abbott]] for powerful scoring opportunities. Further down the lineup [[Lang Richardson]] and [[Theodore Duende]] replicated the setup for even more RBIs. Power hitter [[Malik Destiny]] and the always reliable [[Oliver Mueller]] rounded out the star batting squad, leading the team in homeruns and triples respectively. The Garages pitching squad supported the batters well, earning 10 wins apiece with the exception of [[Tot Clark]], who earned 13. [[Henry Marshallow]] and [[Arturo Huerta]] led the team in lowest ERA. The band finished the season with a franchise record winning percentage and qualified for the postseason for the first time in franchise history.
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===Olivers===
 
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Compared to the tumultuous portents of the [[Season 6#Election|Season 6 Election]], the [[Season 7#Election|Season 7 Election]] was fairly quiet. The Garages bid farewell to beloved vocaloid [[Luis Acevedo]] and welcomed surprise [[Season 7#Blessings|blind date]] [[Oliver Notarobot]], a French Canadian synthetic man with a killer mustache. During the election, [[Oliver Mueller]] gifted their [[Armor|Fireproof Jacket]] as a [[Season 7#Blessings|hand-me down]] to [[Declan Suzanne]], who they ran into outside of [[Emerald City Clomic Con]], reasoning that, as a [[Firefighter]], Suzanne would have more use for it. "He just seemed so extremely unlucky, I felt bad for the guy," Mueller said when asked what had happened to their jacket.
In the postseason, the Garages started strong with a series sweep of the [[Philly Pies]] before sweeping the [[Hades Tigers]] to win the [[Mild League]] Championship Series. Unfortunately the band's playoff run was brought to an end in the [[Internet Series]] by the record breaking [[Baltimore Crabs]], who swept the Garages in a 3 game series.
 
 
 
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The debut of the [[Idols|idol board]] at the beginning of Season 6 brought with it rumors from across the league of a [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers#Reelection Campaign|Reelection Campaign]] for deceased Seattle Mayor and pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. Motives vary, but many members express a desire to subvert the [[Blaseball Gods]]. After observing the near-[[incineration]] of [[Caligula Lotus]], [[Canada Moist Talkers]] batter and resident warlock [[Hobbs Cain]] and scientist [[Mooney Doctor]], who developed a [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers#The Return|plan]] to exploit the idolatry of the Reelection Campaign and the [[Season 6#Blessing|Lottery Pick]] blessing to revive Hotdogfingers. Along with representatives of the [[Yellowstone Magic]], notably batter [[Francisco Preston]], Doctor opened a portal to the [[Hall of Flame|Void]] on the pitcher's mound in [[The Big Garage]], through which Theodore Duende drove the Seattle Garages' [[Tour Bus]] loaded with members of the band. When the bus returned, [[Mike Townsend]] emerged carrying a massive egg which hatched to reveal Hotdogfingers, very much alive. Townsend slipped away shortly afterward and has been unavailable for comment since. Amidst all the hubbub, a [[ULSPS]] delivery person showed up with a surprise package containing a [[Armor|Fireproof Jacket]] for Oliver Mueller.
 

Revision as of 09:23, 13 January 2022

In Season 7, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and sixth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 3rd. The team beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves in a 3-2 series but lost to the Mexico City Mild Wings in a 1-3 Mild League Championship Series. The team experienced no major weather events during the season. In the Season 7 Election the Garages won the Blind Date blessing, exchanging Luis Acevedo for Baltimore Crabs batter Oliver Notarobot.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

Notable Games

Postseason

  • On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The teams traded wins, extending the series to five games before the Garages won game 5, ending with 3 wins and 2 losses. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 105, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Mexico City Mild Wings. The Garages won game 1 before losing 3 games in a row, ending the series 1-3 and finishing their playoff run. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

Two additional blessings affected the Seattle Garages:

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Encore

A bar graph depicting the Season 7 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

After making it to the Internet Series and driving a tour bus to the Void and back to fetch a dead friend, the Seattle Garages were ready to win again in Season 7. Star pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was back, better than ever, and ready to lead the band straight to the playoffs. Well... mostly. Necromancy, it seems, has consequences. Fan favorite pitcher Mike Townsend had disappeared, although fans claimed to see his shadow from time to time. Hotdogfingers began to lose control, occasionally beaning players with pitches with a wild look in her eyes. Ruby Tuesday shocked the league as the breadth of consequences imposed by the Blaseball Gods in response to Necromancy became apparent.

Splortswise, the team continued running a small ball strategy, to great success. Batter Theodore Duende lead the league in sacrifice flies, perfecting the "Seattle Shuffle." Band members Greer Gwiffin, Lang Richardson, and Farrell Seagull ranked in the league wide top 5 for walks, and their consistent presence on base once again helped power the Garages' RBI scoring strategy. The band was performing well and consistently winning, but all eyes were on Hotdogfingers and the curse she carried. In the lateseason, that curse hit home when incinerations during Garages games caused instability to chain to Tot Clark and later, Malik Destiny. While both teammates survived, Hotdogfingers was shaken after witnessing the incinerations she caused firsthand, and vowed to find a way to pay off her debt. The Garages once again qualified for the postseason, where they beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves in a hard fought 3-2 series before losing 1 game to 3 to the future Internet Series Champions the Mexico City Mild Wings in the Mild League Championship.

Olivers

Compared to the tumultuous portents of the Season 6 Election, the Season 7 Election was fairly quiet. The Garages bid farewell to beloved vocaloid Luis Acevedo and welcomed surprise blind date Oliver Notarobot, a French Canadian synthetic man with a killer mustache. During the election, Oliver Mueller gifted their Fireproof Jacket as a hand-me down to Declan Suzanne, who they ran into outside of Emerald City Clomic Con, reasoning that, as a Firefighter, Suzanne would have more use for it. "He just seemed so extremely unlucky, I felt bad for the guy," Mueller said when asked what had happened to their jacket.