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Wyatt Mason is in the shadows for the Ohio Worms and joined the team in Season 14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.


Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Stephens Lightner/IF-41.930,
Does this sound right?

Stephens Irlwin

Stephens Irlwin was an Australian children's TV star primarily known for their work teaching kids about Australian wildlife, whose show ran for 1-7. They bat with an Animal Control Pole, though sometimes they will try to bat with the rope loop which leads to more strikes than would usually be thrown against them. When not playing Blaseball they run the Australian zloo and live with their husband, 4 kids, and 1 unusually large and scaly dog. Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as for unknown reasons Stephens Irlwin's life goal has been to capture a Forbes and they will peruse Lowe until they have evaded Irlwin. They have never tried to capture Brock Forbes, the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.


That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.


Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, nullified on Day 99 of Season 24. There is nothing else to see here.



Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the Source.