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'''Stu Trololol''' is a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has played for the team since [[Season 1]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Trololol has played for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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==Official League Records==
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Trololol joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
==Official League Records ==
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During Season 2, Trololol gained league-wide notoriety for a propensity to steal fourth base in big-game moments. In the first instance of Stu Stealing Home, the Day 26 game against the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], Trololol stealing home in the bottom of the 14th inning resulted in Fridays being [[Shame|shamed]]. In the game against the [[New York Millennials]] on Day 71 of Season 2, Trololol stole home at the bottom of the 8th inning, securing a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
During Season 2, Trololol gained league-wide notoriety for a propensity to steal fourth base in big-game moments. In the first instance of Stu Stealing Home, the Day 26 game against the [[Hawaii Fridays]], Trololol stealing home in the bottom of the 14th inning resulted in Fridays being [[Shame|shamed]]. In the game against the [[New York Millennials]] on Day 71 of Season 2, Trololol stole home at the bottom of the 8th inning, securing a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
 
  
At the end of [[Season 4]], Trololol was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees|'''Alternate Reality''']] Decree, resulting in an increase in star rating from {{Star Rating|1.5}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Trololol was affected by the {{BetaSeason|4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality'''}} decree and replaced by an {{ModLink|Alternate}}. This involved Trololol's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.8|7.8}} stat decrease.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ elections}} the Shoe Thieves received the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|'''Mutually Arising'''}} blessing, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|7.8|8.2}} stat increase for Trololol.
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On [[Day_X#Season_9|Season 9, Day X]], Trololol gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 74 Trololol's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] batter [[Yeong-Ho Benitez]] in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it {{Star Change|3.8|3.4}}.
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In the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings 2|@ elections}}, Trololol received '''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''', becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Trololol played for [[FWXBC]] as a lineup player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Trololol received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|9.0|13.3}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, Trololol's {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification was changed into the {{ModLink|Spicy}} modification by the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will.
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During the December 23, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Trololol fell to the [[Yellowstone Magic]].
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Trololol gained 1 Star of Defense and Running in the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 elections]] as a result of the Magic's [[Season 1#Blessings|'''Wind Sprints''']] blessing.
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
== Before the Alternate Reality Decree==
 
One day Stu showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with someone else's blaseball rod and wouldn't leave. General Manager and star pitcher [[Cornelius Games]] was smitten by his go-getter attitude towards blatsmanship and petty larceny, and moved to have him immediately added to the roster. After discussion with the [[Umpire|Umpires]] and the [[The Commissioner]], Stu was covered in the requisite amount of goat blood and inducted into the league.
 
  
Stu was the sibling of [[Chicago Firefighters]] pitcher [[Axel Trololol]] (formerly [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]). When the two found themselves on the same field, major natural disasters were reported within 150 miles of the stadium.
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==Blaseball Career==
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===Before Alternate Reality===
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One day Trololol showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with someone else's blaseball rod and wouldn't leave. General Manager and star pitcher [[Cornelius Games]] was smitten by their go-getter attitude towards blatsmanship and petty larceny, and moved to have them immediately added to the roster. After discussion with the [[Umpires|Umpires]] and the [[The Commissioner]], Trololol was covered in the requisite amount of goat blood and inducted into the league.
  
Stu was also known as the Wet Bandit, for his tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits he was often successful, and was only occasionally foiled by a small child.
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Trololol was also known as the Wet Bandit, for their tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits they were often successful, and were only occasionally foiled by a small child.
  
Stu specialized in stealing clown shoes.
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A long-time sufferer of performance anxiety, Trololol struggled to bat successfully when watched. Out of respect, blaseball fans shut their eyes in their presence, allowing them to bat free from worry and shame. This had the helpful side-effect of making it easier for them to steal shoes.
  
A long-time sufferer of performance anxiety, Stu struggled to bat successfully when watched. Out of respect, blaseball fans shut their eyes in his presence, allowing him to bat free from worry and shame. This had the helpful side-effect of making it easier for him to steal shoes.
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Trololol specialized in stealing clown shoes.
  
===Season 4 Feedback Swaps===
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====Season 4 Feedback Swaps====
When asked to comment on the changes to his team caused by Season Four's Feedback, Stu had this to say in an interview:
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When asked to comment on the changes to their team caused by Season Four's Feedback, Trololol had this to say in an interview:
  
"I can't, I just- I can't. I'm not OK. I try to pretend like I'm OK but I'm not. I just- *sigh*... I can't choose my relatives but when I chose the Shoe Thieves they became like the family I chose. Ren, Workman, Doyle, they're gone and this team is in tatters. We try so hard to make sure that the new teams members are welcomed, that they're OK. But nobody has checked if I'm OK. I'm not-"  
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"I can't, I just— I can't. I'm not OK. I try to pretend like I'm OK but I'm not. I just— [''sigh'']... I can't choose my relatives but when I chose the Shoe Thieves they became like the family I chose. Ren, Workman, Doyle, they're gone and this team is in tatters. We try so hard to make sure that the new team members are welcomed, that they're OK. But nobody has checked if I'm OK. I'm not—"
  
Stu glanced to the bleachers like he was thinking of making a run for some kind of freedom.  
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Trololol glanced to the bleachers like they were thinking of making a run for some kind of freedom.  
  
 
"Blaseball is all the time. It's constant. And I don't stop, I can't, that's not how it works. But this pressure building up inside of me, it's my soul. My soul is screaming and it's being amplified by the stadium, bouncing back onto me. It's louder and more vicious and I feel like I'm drowning in the feedback."
 
"Blaseball is all the time. It's constant. And I don't stop, I can't, that's not how it works. But this pressure building up inside of me, it's my soul. My soul is screaming and it's being amplified by the stadium, bouncing back onto me. It's louder and more vicious and I feel like I'm drowning in the feedback."
  
His final words echoed around the Choux Stadium's empty stands, prompting the interviewing reporter to look up around them. When they looked back down, Stu was gone and the reporter's loafers were missing.
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Their final words echoed around the [[Choux Stadium]]'s empty stands, prompting the interviewing reporter to look up around them. When they looked back down, Trololol was gone and the reporter's loafers were missing.
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===After Alternate Reality===
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Alternate Reality Swap
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After the '''Alternate Reality''' [[decree]] passed at the {{BetaSeason|4#Election%20Results|end of Season 4}}, Trololol was swapped with a Stu Trololol from an Alternate Reality. The Shoe Thieves learned of the change when Trololol, full name Stusan Elistubeth Vannestu Trololol, flew over Choux Stadium in a freshly-stolen blimp. This particular Trololol is a trans woman who speaks with an exaggerated Cockney accent during games and interviews, seemingly to irritate listeners.
  
==After the Alternate Reality Decree==
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Trololol affects a self-described "intentionally obnoxious" persona on the field, habitually taunting the opposing pitcher, the defense, and even the umpires during games. She has been described by those close to her as "an absolute rat-bastard, just like the old Stu" and has seemingly had no difficulty being accepted by the former Trololol's friends and teammates. While in her position as catcher, Trololol often sings "Let Me Into the Blaseball" loudly and off-key to distract batters. Unlike the original version of Stu, she claims that she loves attention and that her actions on the field arise from that. Without prompting, she further added that her attitude "hasn't turned the ladies off one bit."
After the end of Season 4, Stu Trololol disappeared and was seemingly replaced by a Stu Trololol from a different universe. The Shoe Thieves learned of the swap when this new version of Trololol, nicknamed "AR Stu", "Nega-Stu" or "Nu-Stu" by fans, flew over Choux Stadium in a freshly-stolen blimp.
 
  
Almost all of what is publicly known about this Stu Trololol is based on her performance in games and a single interview with Glossip Magazine, given after game 12 of season 5.
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When asked about her other alternate-universe teammate, [[Snyder Briggs]], Trololol said "Snyder Briggs? Well, they're a right tosser. They toss with their right, yeah?" (In fact, all known versions of Briggs are notable for pitching left-handed.) Trololol continued, "'S'all I know about 'em. Reckon they're from a different universe entirely. Folks say they're always on fire, but ''I'' say, not with that pitchin' record, what!" Trololol then laughed loudly at her own joke.
  
Trololol is a trans woman who speaks with an exaggerated Cockney accent, though it's unclear whether it's her natural accent or if she affects it to irritate listeners. She has been described by those close to her as "an absolute rat-bastard, just like the old Stu" and has seemingly had no difficulty being accepted by the former Trololol's friends and teammates. This may indicate that she is less abrasive in private.
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When pressed for details about her home universe, Trololol was coy: "Oh, well I wouldn't wanna to spoil the surprise, luv, but I'll tell you this much: it's got a lot more blimps than this one. Honestly, 's downright disappointing how few opportunities a girl gets for sky piracy here."
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====Role in the Season 9 Finals====
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In the final round of the {{BetaSeason|9}} finals, Trololol hit the championship winning triple home run, preventing the [[Baltimore Crabs]] from ascending and sending them into shame. Shortly thereafter, she faced off against her brother, [[Axel Trololol]], who was then the pitcher for the [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS|Shelled One's Pods]]. When asked for a comment, Stu Trololol had this to say:
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<blockquote>What a prize for the winners, eh? In the 5 seconds I got to really bask in it, I was planning on composing a twelve part ballad done entirely in the accent to landmark my achievement. You'll notice I'm not doing the accent anymore. I miss my brother. I miss my friends. I'm still drowning, and I'm so so tired.</blockquote>
  
Trololol has a brash and confrontational persona on the field, habitually taunting the opposing pitcher, the defense, and even the umpires during games. While in her position as catcher, Trololol often sings "Let Me Into the Blaseball" loudly and off-key to distract batters. Unlike the original version of Stu, she claims that she loves attention and that her obnoxious "heel" personality arises from that. Without prompting, she further claims that her attitude "hasn't turned the ladies off one bit."
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Regardless, Trololol's reported exhaustion did seem to not prevent her from leaving the team of interviewers shoeless.
  
When asked about her other alternate-universe teammate, [[Snyder Briggs]], Trololol said "Shhhnyda Briggs? Well, they're a right tosser inney? Yeah, they toss wivveir right." (In fact, all known versions of Briggs are notable for pitching left-handed.) Trololol continued, "'S'all I know abou' 'em, reckon they're from a diff'rint universe entirely. People says they're always on fire, but Oi says, not wivv'at pitchin' record, what!" Trololol then laughed loudly at her own joke.
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==Personal Life==
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Stu Trololol was born in Chicago to Ashkenazi Jewish parents and is the younger sister of former ILB player [[Axel Trololol]]. When the two found themselves on the same field, major natural disasters were reported within 150 miles of the stadium. Trololol has stated in interviews that one of her two biggest inspirations growing up was her grandmother, Dorothea "Dot" Trololol, after whom the phenomenon of trolling is called. Her other inspiration, she claimed, was Starscream from the television show Transformers. Trololol can be recognized by the distinctive smell of artificial watermelon gum, which can linger in a room for hours even after she has departed.
  
When pressed for details about her home universe, Trololol was coy: "Oh, well Oi wouldn' wont to spoil the su'prise, luv, but I'll tell you this much: it's got a lot more blimps than this 'ere universe. Honestly, 's'downroight disappointing how few opportunities a girl gets for skoy poyracy 'ere."
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After [[New York Millennials]] player and fellow sky pirate [[Charlatan Seabright]] joined the ILB, the two became fierce rivals in theft. Trololol has described this rivalry as a friendly one, based on mutual respect and a love for the property of others. The two are often seen either swordfighting on one of their respective airships or taking coffee in one of the many cafés close by the Millennials' stadium
  
She specializes in stealing blimps and other airships, describing them as "the shoes of the sky, innit". This description prompted Glossip's correspondent to end the interview early.
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Trololol specializes in stealing blimps and other airships, describing them as "the shoes of the sky, innit". This description prompted ''Glossip'''s correspondent to end the interview early.
  
==Fan Art==
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==Fan Works==
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Alt stu tlopps.png|Season 6 card, by homekeys
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File:Alt stu tlopps.png|Season 6 card, by homekeys
Stu_joey.jpg|Season 6 Trololol, by Joey [https://twitter.com/stutrololol @stutrololol] |link=https://twitter.com/stutrololol/status/1305633322417164293
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File:Stu joey.jpg|Season 6 Trololol, by Joey [https://twitter.com/stutrololol @stutrololol]
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File:94StuTrololol.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:Snyder and stu.png|Stu and Snyder by [https://solphy.tumblr.com/ @solphy]
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File:OH NO OH GOD MY SHOES.jpg|art by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
 
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Latest revision as of 00:49, 19 January 2023

Stu Trololol is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Trololol has played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Trololol joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

During Season 2, Trololol gained league-wide notoriety for a propensity to steal fourth base in big-game moments. In the first instance of Stu Stealing Home, the Day 26 game against the Hawai'i Fridays, Trololol stealing home in the bottom of the 14th inning resulted in Fridays being shamed. In the game against the New York Millennials on Day 71 of Season 2, Trololol stole home at the bottom of the 8th inning, securing a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.

During the Season β4 elections, Trololol was affected by the Alternate Reality decree and replaced by an Alternate. This involved Trololol's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined 8.8 7.8 stat decrease.

During the Season β6 elections the Shoe Thieves received the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in a combined 7.8 8.2 stat increase for Trololol.

On Season 9, Day X, Trololol gained the Flinch modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

On Season β10, Day 74 Trololol's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies batter Yeong-Ho Benitez in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it 3.8 3.4 .

In the Season β10 elections, Trololol received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

During the Coffee Cup, Trololol played for FWXBC as a lineup player.

During the Season β13 elections, Trololol received a combined stat change of 9.0 13.3 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.

During the Season β19 elections, Trololol's Flinch modification was changed into the Spicy modification by the Shoe Thieves' Reform will.

During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Trololol fell to the Yellowstone Magic.

Trololol gained 1 Star of Defense and Running in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Magic's Wind Sprints blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blaseball Career

Before Alternate Reality

One day Trololol showed up to Shoe Thieves practice with someone else's blaseball rod and wouldn't leave. General Manager and star pitcher Cornelius Games was smitten by their go-getter attitude towards blatsmanship and petty larceny, and moved to have them immediately added to the roster. After discussion with the Umpires and the The Commissioner, Trololol was covered in the requisite amount of goat blood and inducted into the league.

Trololol was also known as the Wet Bandit, for their tendency to attempt to illegally enter empty home bases. Unlike the historical Wet Bandits they were often successful, and were only occasionally foiled by a small child.

A long-time sufferer of performance anxiety, Trololol struggled to bat successfully when watched. Out of respect, blaseball fans shut their eyes in their presence, allowing them to bat free from worry and shame. This had the helpful side-effect of making it easier for them to steal shoes.

Trololol specialized in stealing clown shoes.

Season 4 Feedback Swaps

When asked to comment on the changes to their team caused by Season Four's Feedback, Trololol had this to say in an interview:

"I can't, I just— I can't. I'm not OK. I try to pretend like I'm OK but I'm not. I just— [sigh]... I can't choose my relatives but when I chose the Shoe Thieves they became like the family I chose. Ren, Workman, Doyle, they're gone and this team is in tatters. We try so hard to make sure that the new team members are welcomed, that they're OK. But nobody has checked if I'm OK. I'm not—"

Trololol glanced to the bleachers like they were thinking of making a run for some kind of freedom.

"Blaseball is all the time. It's constant. And I don't stop, I can't, that's not how it works. But this pressure building up inside of me, it's my soul. My soul is screaming and it's being amplified by the stadium, bouncing back onto me. It's louder and more vicious and I feel like I'm drowning in the feedback."

Their final words echoed around the Choux Stadium's empty stands, prompting the interviewing reporter to look up around them. When they looked back down, Trololol was gone and the reporter's loafers were missing.

After Alternate Reality

Alternate Reality Swap

After the Alternate Reality decree passed at the end of Season 4, Trololol was swapped with a Stu Trololol from an Alternate Reality. The Shoe Thieves learned of the change when Trololol, full name Stusan Elistubeth Vannestu Trololol, flew over Choux Stadium in a freshly-stolen blimp. This particular Trololol is a trans woman who speaks with an exaggerated Cockney accent during games and interviews, seemingly to irritate listeners.

Trololol affects a self-described "intentionally obnoxious" persona on the field, habitually taunting the opposing pitcher, the defense, and even the umpires during games. She has been described by those close to her as "an absolute rat-bastard, just like the old Stu" and has seemingly had no difficulty being accepted by the former Trololol's friends and teammates. While in her position as catcher, Trololol often sings "Let Me Into the Blaseball" loudly and off-key to distract batters. Unlike the original version of Stu, she claims that she loves attention and that her actions on the field arise from that. Without prompting, she further added that her attitude "hasn't turned the ladies off one bit."

When asked about her other alternate-universe teammate, Snyder Briggs, Trololol said "Snyder Briggs? Well, they're a right tosser. They toss with their right, yeah?" (In fact, all known versions of Briggs are notable for pitching left-handed.) Trololol continued, "'S'all I know about 'em. Reckon they're from a different universe entirely. Folks say they're always on fire, but I say, not with that pitchin' record, what!" Trololol then laughed loudly at her own joke.

When pressed for details about her home universe, Trololol was coy: "Oh, well I wouldn't wanna to spoil the surprise, luv, but I'll tell you this much: it's got a lot more blimps than this one. Honestly, 's downright disappointing how few opportunities a girl gets for sky piracy here."

Role in the Season 9 Finals

In the final round of the Season β9 finals, Trololol hit the championship winning triple home run, preventing the Baltimore Crabs from ascending and sending them into shame. Shortly thereafter, she faced off against her brother, Axel Trololol, who was then the pitcher for the Shelled One's Pods. When asked for a comment, Stu Trololol had this to say:

What a prize for the winners, eh? In the 5 seconds I got to really bask in it, I was planning on composing a twelve part ballad done entirely in the accent to landmark my achievement. You'll notice I'm not doing the accent anymore. I miss my brother. I miss my friends. I'm still drowning, and I'm so so tired.

Regardless, Trololol's reported exhaustion did seem to not prevent her from leaving the team of interviewers shoeless.

Personal Life

Stu Trololol was born in Chicago to Ashkenazi Jewish parents and is the younger sister of former ILB player Axel Trololol. When the two found themselves on the same field, major natural disasters were reported within 150 miles of the stadium. Trololol has stated in interviews that one of her two biggest inspirations growing up was her grandmother, Dorothea "Dot" Trololol, after whom the phenomenon of trolling is called. Her other inspiration, she claimed, was Starscream from the television show Transformers. Trololol can be recognized by the distinctive smell of artificial watermelon gum, which can linger in a room for hours even after she has departed.

After New York Millennials player and fellow sky pirate Charlatan Seabright joined the ILB, the two became fierce rivals in theft. Trololol has described this rivalry as a friendly one, based on mutual respect and a love for the property of others. The two are often seen either swordfighting on one of their respective airships or taking coffee in one of the many cafés close by the Millennials' stadium

Trololol specializes in stealing blimps and other airships, describing them as "the shoes of the sky, innit". This description prompted Glossip's correspondent to end the interview early.

Fan Works