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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 40.
  
Sebastian Townsend is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Sebastian exactly resembles Skeletor, the villain of the Masters of the Universe cartoon and toy line. This is irrelevant, and no further inquiries into Sebastian's relationship to Skeletor should be raised.
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== Official League Records ==
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Townsend joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 40, Townsend was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Atlas Jonbois]].
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{{Community Lore}}
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Townsend exactly resembled Skeletor, the villain of the ''Masters of the Universe'' cartoon and toy line. This is irrelevant, and no further inquiries into Townsend's relationship to Skeletor should be raised.
  
Townsend is known for their distinctive style of batting with their own forehead instead of a bat, resulting in a lower than average number of hits. According to Townsend, the materials used in most batting equipment cause a severe allergic reaction in one or more of their skins, leading to the formation of their present batting technique.  
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Townsend was known for their distinctive style of batting with their own forehead instead of a bat, resulting in a lower than average number of hits. According to Townsend, the materials used in most batting equipment caused a severe allergic reaction in one or more of their skins, which led to the formation of their batting technique.
  
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Townsend specialized in stealing clogs.
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Townsend was reported to have been incinerated by a [[Umpires#Rogue_Umpires|rogue umpire]] in mid-Season 3.<ref>[https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1291009443669237761] Blaseball Commissioner's announcement of Sebastian Townsend's passing</ref> There is speculation that Townsend's incineration was staged or a hoax, with Townsend taking on the identity of [[Sebastian Woodman]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Wyman856/status/1291010501196087296] Speculation from fans about Sebastian Woodman</ref> This rumor has been dispelled by Blaseball historians and Shoe Thieves fans. Townsend was replaced by newcomer [[Atlas Jonbois]], who was themself incinerated by a rogue umpire three days later.
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==Fan Works==
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File:Seb townsend miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by [https://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]
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File:SEBASTIAN_TOWNSEND_EPIC_THEYTHEMCLE.jpg|by dasy
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[[Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players]]

Latest revision as of 05:34, 17 January 2023

Sebastian Townsend was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 40.

Official League Records

Townsend joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 40, Townsend was incinerated and replaced by Atlas Jonbois.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Townsend exactly resembled Skeletor, the villain of the Masters of the Universe cartoon and toy line. This is irrelevant, and no further inquiries into Townsend's relationship to Skeletor should be raised.

Townsend was known for their distinctive style of batting with their own forehead instead of a bat, resulting in a lower than average number of hits. According to Townsend, the materials used in most batting equipment caused a severe allergic reaction in one or more of their skins, which led to the formation of their batting technique.

Townsend specialized in stealing clogs.

Townsend was reported to have been incinerated by a rogue umpire in mid-Season 3.[1] There is speculation that Townsend's incineration was staged or a hoax, with Townsend taking on the identity of Sebastian Woodman.[2] This rumor has been dispelled by Blaseball historians and Shoe Thieves fans. Townsend was replaced by newcomer Atlas Jonbois, who was themself incinerated by a rogue umpire three days later.

Fan Works

  1. [1] Blaseball Commissioner's announcement of Sebastian Townsend's passing
  2. [2] Speculation from fans about Sebastian Woodman