Rhys Trombone

Rhys Trombone
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Aug 3, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None?
Armor	None?
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Blood?
Fate	46
Soulscream	AEEOEAEEOEAAXAEEAXAEEAEAAAIEAAAIEOHAUAOHAUAOIAAIEIAAIEIIUIEHIUIEHIAIAXEAIAXEAUAAEEUAAEEUEAAUAEAAUAE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any
Species	Jazz Musician

Rhys Trombone was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Trombone had been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since Season 1 and remained on the team until they were incinerated on Season 3, Day 2 and replaced by Dudley Mueller.

Official League Records

On Season 3, Day 2, Trombone was incinerated by a rogue umpire during the 8th inning of a game against the Seattle Garages. Prior to this event, they were the highest-rated member of the Hellmouth Sunbeams.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Trombone was the sibling of Betsy Trombone.

They were the highest-rated player on the team, an achievement often attributed to their funky fresh hits and bunts. Formerly an obscure jazz musician, they were acquired by the Sunbeams after they were sucked into the Hellmouth during the opening of the Forbidden Book. While unsuccessful in their former career, Trombone has become a popular member of the Sunbeams due to their skill with their brass-instrument-turned-Blaseball-rod BRASS INVICTUS, SOUL OF FUNK.

It should be noted that Rhys Trombone absolutely does not, and never, ever has, played the trombone.

Discography

• Lonely (1923)
• 57:78 (1954)
• darkmoonlightbrightness (2002)
• IN THE TIME OF HELLMOUTH AND OTHER DISASTROUS EVENTS: PARTICULARLY THE TIME I SPILLED MY ICED COFFEE EVERYWHERE AND IT EVAPORATED DUE TO THE HEAT WHERE I AM, WHICH IS IN HELL (2020)

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