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'''Rat Mason''' is a hitter for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Mason has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. Mason was considered one of the team's star hitters, until their [[Allergic Reaction|allergic reaction]] in [[Season 6]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Mason has played for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], and for the [[Rising Stars]] during the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]].
  
== Official League Records ==
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==Official League Records==
Mason joined the league with the name '''Rat Polk''' in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
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Mason joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}, with the name '''Rat Polk'''.
  
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]], Mason was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], their first name but not their last name was repaired, and they became known as '''Rat Mason'''.
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After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Mason was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. During [[The Unmasoning]], Mason's name was partially restored to '''Rat Mason'''.
  
=== Season 6 ===
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On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 85, Mason suffered an [[Allergic Reaction|allergic reaction]] and a drop in stats, including a decrease in batting from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|2}}, as well as a decrease in pitching and baserunning stats to 0.
On [[Season 6]], Day 85, Mason suffered an [[Allergic Reaction|allergic reaction]] and a drop in stats, including a decrease in batting from {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|2}}, as well as a decrease in pitching and baserunning stats to 0.
 
  
===Season 7===
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During the Tacos' {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 89 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Mason received a {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star boost to batting and pitching, and a {{Star Rating|1}}-star boost to baserunning and defense.
During the Tacos' [[Season 7]], Day 89 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Mason received a {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star boost to batting and pitching, and a {{Star Rating|1}}-star boost to baserunning and defense.
 
  
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Mason played for [[Royal PoS]] as a lineup player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Mason's batting increased from {{Star Change|4.2|5.0}} and batting decreased {{Star Change|2.9|2.7}} as a result of the Tacos' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19#Earlsiesta|@ earlsiesta}}, Mason was given the {{ModLink|Uncertain}} modification as part of the seasonal reading.
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During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Mason played for the [[Rising Stars]]. In the same game, the [[Vault Legends]] failed to collect Mason three times. Mason then returned to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] as a pitcher.
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On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 32, Mason retreated to the Tacos' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[McBaseball Clembons]] at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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During the November 25, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Mason fell to the [[Yellowstone Magic]].
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During the [[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2 elections]], Mason's pitching increased {{Star Change|3|4}} as a result of the [[Season 2#Blessings| '''NEW Pitching Boost''']] blessing.
 
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== History ==
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=== Background ===
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==History==
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===Background===
 
A transplant to Los Angeles from New York, Mason was an aspiring dancer before he surrendered to the call of professional blaseball. He is known for batting with his right hand but throwing with his left. When not on the field, he is often found in the back of one of the numerous taco trucks that surround the Tacos' stadium.  
 
A transplant to Los Angeles from New York, Mason was an aspiring dancer before he surrendered to the call of professional blaseball. He is known for batting with his right hand but throwing with his left. When not on the field, he is often found in the back of one of the numerous taco trucks that surround the Tacos' stadium.  
  
Mason lives in WeHo with his husband Penny Polk, an LA native. The premiere Splorts Tabloid, the [https://twitter.com/BlaseballRumors ''Blaseball Enquirer''], has published a series of rumors that the couple are considering a divorce, citing that Polk has never been seen at one of Mason's games.
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Mason lives in WeHo (The City of West Hollywood) with his husband Penny Polk, an LA native. The premiere Splorts Tabloid, the [https://twitter.com/BlaseballRumors ''Blaseball Enquirer''], has published a series of rumors that the couple are considering a divorce, citing that Polk has never been seen at one of Mason's games. Neither Mason nor Polk has commented on whether the divorce rumors are true.
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==Trivia==
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Mason has missed the exit from the 405 to the 101 several times.
  
He has missed the exit from the 405 to the 101 several times.
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Mason reportedly wears jersey number 69.
 
 
After [[The_Wyatt_Masoning#The_Unmasoning|The Unmasoning]], Mason was re-introduced as Rat Mason. Neither Mason nor Polk has commented on whether the divorce rumors are true.
 
  
Mason reportedly wears jersey number 69.
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==Fan Works==
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===Non Visual Works===
  
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*[https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/track/rat-mason RAT MASON] song by '''[https://thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com The Los Angeli Jukebox]'''
 
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===Gallery===
Rat Mason Card.jpg|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=p_a_mcg}}
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Rat Polk by KJ.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=lunarboretum}}|link=https://twitter.com/lunarboretum/status/1290935048229867530
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File:Rat Mason Card.jpg|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=p_a_mcg}}
Rat Mason.png|Season 4 card, by {{Twitter|name=cozzymandiesque}}|link=https://twitter.com/cozzymandiesque/status/1294443557957197824
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File:Rat Polk by KJ.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=lunarboretum}}
Blase1.png|Season 6 card, by {{Twitter|name=doggirlsondrugs}}
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File:Rat Mason.png|Season 4 card, by {{Twitter|name=cozzymandiesque}}
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File:Blase1.png|Season 6 card, by [https://inkfucker.tumblr.com/post/629985874592120832/72-and-infinite-babey-part-2 @doggirlsondrugs]
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File:Rat Mason.jpg|Rat
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File:Rat mason.png|Ratamatronic Mason by [https://twitter.com/snafubravado Loxosceles]
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File:Rat Mason, Human + Rats combo.png|Rat Mason as a team of Rats and a Human by [https://twitter.com/ShorterSneakier/status/1369730978994872323?s=20 ShorterSneakier]
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File:Rat Mason by @Fancymancer.png|Rat Mason by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer @Fancymancer]
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File:Rat at Bat.png|Rat at bat, bat it Rat by [https://twitter.com/DrifterSoda DrifterSoda]
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File:Rat tarot birbteef.jpg|Seven of Swords, by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1437061159685853195 @birbteef]
 
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Latest revision as of 02:58, 30 January 2023

Rat Mason is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Mason has played for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.

Official League Records

Mason joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball, with the name Rat Polk.

After the Season β3 elections, Mason was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. During The Unmasoning, Mason's name was partially restored to Rat Mason.

On Season β6, Day 85, Mason suffered an allergic reaction and a drop in stats, including a decrease in batting from to , as well as a decrease in pitching and baserunning stats to 0.

During the Tacos' Season β7, Day 89 game against the Houston Spies, Mason received a -star boost to batting and pitching, and a -star boost to baserunning and defense.

During the Coffee Cup, Mason played for Royal PoS as a lineup player.

During the Season β16 elections, Mason's batting increased from 4.2 5.0 and batting decreased 2.9 2.7 as a result of the Tacos' Transfuse will.

During the Season β19 earlsiesta, Mason was given the Uncertain modification as part of the seasonal reading.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Mason played for the Rising Stars. In the same game, the Vault Legends failed to collect Mason three times. Mason then returned to the LA Unlimited Tacos as a pitcher.

On Season β24, Day 32, Mason retreated to the Tacos' Shadows in exchange for McBaseball Clembons at Al Pastor Memorial Park via the Ratified Fax Machine.

During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Mason fell to the Yellowstone Magic.

During the Season 2 elections, Mason's pitching increased 3 4 as a result of the NEW Pitching Boost blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Background

A transplant to Los Angeles from New York, Mason was an aspiring dancer before he surrendered to the call of professional blaseball. He is known for batting with his right hand but throwing with his left. When not on the field, he is often found in the back of one of the numerous taco trucks that surround the Tacos' stadium.

Mason lives in WeHo (The City of West Hollywood) with his husband Penny Polk, an LA native. The premiere Splorts Tabloid, the Blaseball Enquirer, has published a series of rumors that the couple are considering a divorce, citing that Polk has never been seen at one of Mason's games. Neither Mason nor Polk has commented on whether the divorce rumors are true.

The Many Faces of Rat Mason

According to the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, some things never change, even across dimensions. Someone, somewhere, decided to catalog all the different versions of Rat Mason in a Rumor Registry, but today the version from IF-18.61 is playing. Here’s what the rumors say...

Rat Mason is a Rat

Rat Mason, a small brown rat, grew up in New York City watching Blroadway productions and dreaming of becoming a professional dancer. His favourite play, The Nutcracker, inspired his hatred of legumes from an early point in life. Rat Mason moved to LA to pursue his dreams of living a flashier life and ended up residing in Hlollywood, where he also met his now-husband Penny. He cannot speak, but is able to write in and comprehend English, Spanish, and whatever language they speak in New York. Shortly after his arrival, Al Pastor tricked him into joining the Tacos by asking his name, and providing him a piece of "scrap paper" to write on which happened to be the Unlimited Tacos sign-up sheet. While his actual name appears to be Rathaniel, he insists that you can just call him Rat because "Rathaniel was [his] father's name".

While he has above-average intelligence and a strong affinity for Blaseball, he still desires food over anything and will frequently abandon bases, consequently getting tagged out for trying to chase the smell of tacos being prepared just outside of the stadium. He gets a lot of his food from attempting to steal from teammates, or from local taco trucks. Unfortunately for Rat, he is just as bad at stealing food as he is at stealing bases. His teammates will often give him food from their tacos anyway, because he is widely considered to be a lovable nuisance.

Rat bats with a normal-sized bat, which is very large for him. Because he is only a few inches tall, his teammates usually provide him with something like a stool or a stepladder to stand on while he bats. On one occasion, the team was unable to find something for him to stand on, leading Basilio Fig to volunteer to hold him up for the duration of the game.


Trivia

Mason has missed the exit from the 405 to the 101 several times.

Mason reportedly wears jersey number 69.

Fan Works

Non Visual Works

Gallery