Peanut Bong

Peanut Bong
Basic Information
Aliases	Dan Bong
Team	Miami Dalé
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Philosophy
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	96
Soulscream	OXAAAEEAXOUOXAAAEEAXOU
Biographical Details
Species	Peanut?

Peanut Bong is a pitcher for the Miami Dalé and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Debut

Bong joined the league with the name Dan Bong in Season 1, playing for the Miami Dalé.

Dan-Peanut Replacement

At the start of Season 3, the Dan-Peanut Replacement caused Bong to be renamed Peanut Bong. This is not known to have affected Bong's playing ability.

Idolization

After Game 99 of Season 6, Bong quickly moved up the Idol ranks along with fellow Peanuts Peanutiel Duffy and Peanut Holloway. As the time ticked down to the end of day 99, Peanut Bong overtook Duffy to secure the third place spot on the leaderboard just in time for The Peanut to descend and deliver its messages to blaseball fans. Unlike Jessica Telephone and Nagomi Mcdaniel, who held the #1 and #2 Idol spots respectively, Bong was not mentioned by name by The Peanut, nor did they gain the Shelled status. Soon after The Peanut’s speech ended, Bong was unseated from the #3 spot by Duffy.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life

Peanut Bong is the oldest heir of the Bongs, a prominent family from Miami who made their wealth from developing and patenting smoking accessories.

Peanut is the oldest of six children, and knew they were different from an early age. While their parents encouraged them to attend school, especially their math classes, Peanut could often be found sneaking out at night to practice their pitching at Slouth Beach. Because it was dark and there was no one to pitch to, Peanut’s pitching style developed erratically. However, at age 16, they threw a ball so hard against a wall that the wall exploded into a pile of peanuts, and that was when they knew that blaseball would be forever calling their name. Looking back, the explosion of peanuts may even have been a sign of the name change waiting in their future.

Career

Accustomed to being an underdog in their family of tax attorneys and business moguls, Peanut was delighted to join the Miami Dalé when they were spotted playing on the beach by a scout for the team. It is said that the Bong family does not condone Peanut's career choices and, in a XX09 interview, matriarch Adeline Bong displayed her discontent with "Nutty not becoming a tax attorney like their siblings."

Personal Life

Despite their semi-estrangement from their family, Peanut is an enthusiast of "natural cures" and "expanding our minds." Bong is a practitioner of aerial yoga.

Gallery

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