Olde One

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Olde One
Art by @GlassGoblin
Basic Information
Status	Deceased
Dates Active	Unknown
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her

The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.

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Prayers for The Olde One

The following words have been offered by the Baltimore Crabs If you would like to see more offerings, simply refresh the page.

“I told them I was going to get good. And now I did. Kind of a dick move that I don’t get to be here with Baldwin but whatever. Let me know if you can work something out with that. I don’t do deals, but I’ll net your team a win if that’s what you’re looking for.”

“Hi. You’re way bigger than me and that intimates me a little, but it’s kind of cool. Thanks to you I can rest easy again and just watch.”

“I swear if you make me buy one more plane ticket I’m dumping all of my equipment in the bay and someone else will have to figure it out.”

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