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<option>“And for today’s guest we have the one and only god of the bay herself! Now Deborah is there anything you want to tell my listeners? [...] Aww that’s very sweet of you to worry, but I’m sure the recording will turn out fine! It’s not like-”</option>
 
<option>“And for today’s guest we have the one and only god of the bay herself! Now Deborah is there anything you want to tell my listeners? [...] Aww that’s very sweet of you to worry, but I’m sure the recording will turn out fine! It’s not like-”</option>
  
<option>“I asked Brock about this and he was super cagey. Like he can’t decide if this is an important part of playing here, or if he wants to try and ban me from trying it. I figure I should do it anyway and just not tell him.  
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<option>“I asked Brock about this and he was super cagey. Like he can’t decide if this is an important part of playing here, or if he wants to try and ban me from trying it. I figure I should do it anyway and just not tell him.<br/>
 
I don’t think I get it. It’s like there's a rulebook of things to know and I’m stuck catching up all the time. Everyone’s super nice about it, but when I lose or when I say the wrong thing, or react in a way I don’t think I’m supposed to, I just know I messed up. I don’t think you can do anything about it though.  
 
I don’t think I get it. It’s like there's a rulebook of things to know and I’m stuck catching up all the time. Everyone’s super nice about it, but when I lose or when I say the wrong thing, or react in a way I don’t think I’m supposed to, I just know I messed up. I don’t think you can do anything about it though.  
You know what that did feel a little better.  
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You know what that did feel a little better. <br/>
 
If you are listening please don’t tell Brock I talked to you I don’t want him to be mad.” </option>
 
If you are listening please don’t tell Brock I talked to you I don’t want him to be mad.” </option>
  

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The Olde One (also known as The Mother Crab, Mr. Trash Wheel, The Deep One, They Who Lay In Slumber Under The Oldest Bay, Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth Sh'ai'c'll'll'claroth, and Big Debrah) is the corpse-god of Chesapeake Bay, and matron diety to the Baltimore Crabs.


Prayers for Mother Crab

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"In their name, I pray. Deliver us. Guide us. Save us.”

[silence]

“It’s been a long time. I hope you’re doing well, all alone down there. The rest of them are gone right now, but I’m not sure you’ve noticed. Or that you can notice honestly. I honestly don't care either way. This is mostly just a bad old habit.”

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