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== Career with the Sunbeams == | == Career with the Sunbeams == | ||
| − | When not at the stadium, Bean works from the last skyrise standing in [[Hellmouth]], on the 14th and only storey. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] issue a citation whenever they're in town, as the office can only be accessed by a disembodied elevator - a clear fire safety violation with no stairs or other means of egress. | + | When not at the stadium, Bean works from the last skyrise standing in [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]], on the 14th and only storey. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] issue a citation whenever they're in town, as the office can only be accessed by a disembodied elevator - a clear fire safety violation with no stairs or other means of egress. |
Bean has denied fervently that they submitted the wrong paperwork for the [[Season 11#Election Ballot|Season 11 Elections]], leading to the Sunbeams winning the [[Arcana|Hanged Man Arcana]] instead of the Sun. Reports that Bean was spotted burning piles of paper in the Hellmouth desert in the hours following the election are unverified. | Bean has denied fervently that they submitted the wrong paperwork for the [[Season 11#Election Ballot|Season 11 Elections]], leading to the Sunbeams winning the [[Arcana|Hanged Man Arcana]] instead of the Sun. Reports that Bean was spotted burning piles of paper in the Hellmouth desert in the hours following the election are unverified. | ||
Revision as of 03:23, 28 December 2021
Monsieur Bean is personal assistant to Sol, head coach of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Their forename and correct spelling of their surname were both lost in a clerical error.
Early life
Bean claims to have no memory how they were given this position, but are "pretty sure" it was outside their control and very, very important they accept.
Career with the Sunbeams
When not at the stadium, Bean works from the last skyrise standing in Hellmouth, on the 14th and only storey. The Chicago Firefighters issue a citation whenever they're in town, as the office can only be accessed by a disembodied elevator - a clear fire safety violation with no stairs or other means of egress.
Bean has denied fervently that they submitted the wrong paperwork for the Season 11 Elections, leading to the Sunbeams winning the Hanged Man Arcana instead of the Sun. Reports that Bean was spotted burning piles of paper in the Hellmouth desert in the hours following the election are unverified.
In spite of everything, they are doing their best.
| Players | Batters | |
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
| Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Beam · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Stare Into the Sun... | ||
