Marco Stink

Marco Stink
Image by @BearOverdrive
Basic Information
Aliases	Wyatts Mason
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Former Team(s)	Dallas Steaks
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 29, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Repenting
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	O
Fate	29
Soulscream	HUAEIHUAEIHAHAUAAHAUAAXAEAAXAEAAXOUEHOOUEHOOAEUEIAEUEIAAEAOUAEAOUA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him

Marco Stink is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Stink has been with the Mints since Season 8, Day 63 when they swapped from the Dallas Steaks with Dickerson Morse due to Feedback.

Official League Records

Stink joined the Steaks on Season 2, Day 51 when he replaced Lars Mendoza due to incineration.

On Season 3, Day 4 Stink ate a stray Peanuts and had a yummy reaction, changing him from a 1.5 to a 3 star player.

During the Coffee Cup, Stink played for the Milk Proxy Society as a pitcher.

Biography

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday southern green stink bug, no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco. Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing?"

Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain").

Trivia

• Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will
• Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, Terrace House
• Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with
• As a natural vegetarian, introduced the Steaks to the idea of watermelon steak

Fan Art

Gallery

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  Marco Stink by @gaymaul

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  Marco Stink by @goatedtoasts