Lori Boston
Lori Boston was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and was with the team since the Season 8 elections. Boston was sent to the Garages' Shadows during the Season 9 elections.
Official League Records
Boston joined the league during the Season 8 elections as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages via the Promo Code blessing.
During the Season 9 elections, Boston was sent to the Garages' Shadows and replaced by Lenny Marijuana via the Out of Sight blessing.
History
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Lori Boston grew up in ███████, in the Lori Provence of Armenia. She was a member of her local furry community, a burgeoning voice actress, and took part in volunteering for anime conventions. On ███, 20xx, Boston received a link from a group of her peers recommending a new up and coming website, Blaseball.clom. Boston reports going to the website, signing up, and being presented with a text box. It read:
[Congratulations, you have been selected as a new team player for the Garages. Please read the Terms of Service and this Contract, and click the boxes to continue.]
Boston reported clicking the boxes without paying the two documents any mind. The screen then changed to the Seattle Garages logo laid upon a ticket, with the words "Thank you, Lori Boston! You are now participating in the Cultural Event of Blaseball." appearing above it. Boston was then whisked to Seattle by a man driving an interdimensional tour bus.
When Boston stepped off the bus with Durham Spaceman, the team appeared surprised to see her. They had reportedly been left out of the Corporeal outreach promo code discussion by upper management, but Boston took to them quickly. She has since been dubbed an honorary cat girl by the two catfolk on the team, and insists in pitching in her fursuit, a marbled polecat by the name of Dotty.
Boston is known for her outgoing nature, along with her fashion sense. When she stepped off the bus with Spaceman, she opted to wear her fursuit, not wanting Spaceman to feel awkward about their suited appearance. When she's not in fursuit, Boston dresses in all manner of clothing, her favorite genres being crust-punk and cozy goth, though she's been known to add kawaii elements to even the darkest of her ensembles.
Mascot Duty
After a season of highs and lows, Boston announced that she would be joining the United Seattle Garages Mascot Union full time and renting a room from the Seattle Shadows Co-op, and stepping down from her position as pitcher for the team. When prompted about the shift, Boston was cited saying, "Pitching for the Garages this season was an incredible adventure, but I wasn't prepared for what Blaseball is like. I mean... between the weather, the evil Peanut, the peanut-eating squid, and the game scheduling... it's too much happening all the time. I didn't even mean to join Blaseball in the first place, so the Mascot Union seems like the perfect place for me after all of that. Safer, too." Boston can now be seen hyping up the crowd in her fursuit at all major home games, alongside cheerleader and former player Nolanestophia Patterson.
Gallery
Lori Boston in her fursuit by User:SnafuBravado
Lori's fursona, Dotty, by User:SnafuBravado
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Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
Community Lore | ||
Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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