Difference between revisions of "Jacob Haynes"

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Haynes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
 
Haynes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
  
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In [[Season 2]], Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.
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In {{BetaSeason|2}}, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.
  
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On [[Season 6]], Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[San Francisco Lovers]] lineup player [[Don Mitchell]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|1.9|1.2}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[San Francisco Lovers]] lineup player [[Don Mitchell]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|1.9|1.2}}.
  
 
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).   
 
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).   
  
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On [[Season 8]], Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Chicago Firefighters]] lineup player [[Joshua Butt]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|2.1|1.1}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Chicago Firefighters]] lineup player [[Joshua Butt]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|2.1|1.1}}.
  
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On [[Season 8]], Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by [[Miami Dale]] pitcher [[Sixpack Santiago]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.7|3.1}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by [[Miami Dale]] pitcher [[Sixpack Santiago]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.7|3.1}}.
  
 
During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 elections]], Haynes received a combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.3}} stat increase as a result of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]' [[Season_9#Blessings_2|'''Mutually Arising''']] blessing
 
During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 elections]], Haynes received a combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.3}} stat increase as a result of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]' [[Season_9#Blessings_2|'''Mutually Arising''']] blessing
  
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On [[Season 10]], Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Dudley Mueller]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|1.5|0.7}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Dudley Mueller]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|1.5|0.7}}.
  
 
During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], Haynes received an increase in batting from {{Star Change|4.7|5.2}} as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]]' [[Season_10#Blessings_2|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing.
 
During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], Haynes received an increase in batting from {{Star Change|4.7|5.2}} as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]]' [[Season_10#Blessings_2|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing.
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Haynes was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] during the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]] via the Breath Mints' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will.
 
Haynes was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] during the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]] via the Breath Mints' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will.
  
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On [[Season 19]], Day 94, Haynes' [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergy]] was cured by [[The Meadow]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 94, Haynes' [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergy]] was cured by [[The Meadow]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}.
  
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On [[Season 19]], Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Spears Taylor]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.5|2.9}}
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Spears Taylor]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.5|2.9}}
  
 
During the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]] Haynes was traded back to the [[Boston Flowers]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] via the Flowers' [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will.
 
During the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]] Haynes was traded back to the [[Boston Flowers]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] via the Flowers' [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will.

Revision as of 22:43, 14 January 2023

Jacob Haynes is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Haynes has played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Official League Records

Haynes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

In Season β2, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.

On Season β6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers lineup player Don Mitchell in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.9 → 1.2 .

By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).

On Season β8, Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters lineup player Joshua Butt in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.1 → 1.1 .

On Season β8, Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by Miami Dale pitcher Sixpack Santiago in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 → 3.1 .

During the Season 9 elections, Haynes received a combined 10.6 → 11.3 stat increase as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Mutually Arising blessing

On Season β10, Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Dudley Mueller in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.5 → 0.7 .

During the Season 10 elections, Haynes received an increase in batting from 4.7 → 5.2 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos' Sharing Signs blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the Season 18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β19, Day 94, Haynes' allergy was cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.

On Season β19, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Spears Taylor in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.5 → 2.9

During the Season 19 elections Haynes was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Hierophantic Foible via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.

Fan Works

  • Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.

  • A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.

  • A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.

  • A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter

  • A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter

  • A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by Kieren

  • Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky


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