Hierophantic Foible

Hierophantic Foible
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Former Team(s)	Boston Flowers
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(1.7)
Pitching	(0.9)
Defense	(3.1)
Running	(3.0)
Items	Aluminum Clutch Arm Sunglasses ●●○○
Dates Active	Apr 25, 2021 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Organizing
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	46
Biographical Details
Pronouns	None

Hierophantic Foible is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Foible has previously played for the Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

Foible joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints as the Breath Mints' Season 10 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 17 elections, Foible joined the Breath Mints' active roster via the Patchwork blessing.

Foible was traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Jacob Haynes during the Season 18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season 19 elections, Foible was traded back to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Jacob Haynes via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 20, Day 55, Foible swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

On Season 20, Day 56, Foible's allergy was cured by The Cookout’s Peanut Mister.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Hierophantic Fobile is the ghost of one of the last weretrains on the immaterial plane. Due to Foible's wizardly nature, Foible is one of the few weretrains that was able to switch between human and train form at will, as opposed to whenever the sound of a railroad bell or train horn was heard (or whenever the sun is out; it is unclear what the regular requirements are for the transformation of a weretrain, as Foible is the only one left in existence and Foible is a genetic anomaly) like other weretrains.

While it is true that being a ghost means you have died, this is actually not the case for Foible. Foible is very much alive; however, Foible was once trying to impress a dashing young woman during Holi by using Foible's wizardly weretrain shifting abilities, but accidentally turned into a ghost. Foible has not found a way to undo this, but Foible isn't too broken up about it, stating that "being a ghost is cool actually" and it "helps with the flow of train traffic," though Foible likes to make it clear that Foible misses Foible's mom's homecooked Masala Dosa and not eating sucks.

Foible is also a train conductor, but not to Foible's own trainsona. Foible prefers batting in train form, as it makes Foible feel less self conscious.

Chants

• (To the tune of “I Need a Hero”) I need a Hiero
• (To the tune of “I Need a Hero”) I’m holding out for a Hiero til the end of the 9th
• Choo Choo!
• Trains rights!

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