Elwin McGhee

Elwin McGhee
Basic Information
Team	Tokyo Lift
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(3.8)
Pitching	(1.8)
Defense	(3.5)
Running	(4.9)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  ParasiteWhen this pitcher strikes out a batter in Blooddrain, they'll drain some blood from them.
Items	Bat ○
Dates Active	Oct 18, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Cryostasis
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	86

Elwin McGhee is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections.

Official League Records

McGhee joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections, after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Season 14 elections, McGhee's hitting stats were rerolled. 2.7 → 2.6

During the Season 15 elections, McGhee's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Lift's Alternate Trust will.

On Season 20, Day 39, McGhee was swept   and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Elwin McGhee Files

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Personal Life

Elwin McGhee is a sentient being composed mostly of grass-fed butter. He typically takes the form of a dog (breed and size varies) or a block of butter about the size of a refrigerator. The butter McGhee is composed of is most similar in chemical makeup to ghee, a clarified butter invented in India. This butter has a low melting point, which can cause McGhee to liquefy during particularly warm weather.

This does not seem to bother McGhee at all, and he has been seen enthusiastically finishing team practice sessions as a puddle.

McGhee was recruited to the team by Val Hitherto, who accidentally attempted to use McGhee to butter his crumpet while on a brief vacation to the Butter Timeline. While in the Butter Timeline, McGhee worked as a bartender and a shepherd. He has been known to use his weekends to bartend or shepherd, so he doesn't get rusty.

McGhee occasionally speaks with a terrible Cockney accent. There is no discernible reason for this, as he has never been to England. He is, however, according to sources in Ireland, related to Celtic fae. He has reportedly been seen sitting in faerie circles, with an invisible force giving him pats on the head.

McGhee's butter has the strange effect of granting life to inanimate objects after prolonged exposure. So far, McGhee has been seen to grant life to:

• Multiple sweatbands
• At least two Lift uniforms
• One blaseball bat
• The lower half of the Lift stadium

The most notable example of this is the granting of sentience to Concrete Mandible, fellow lift player and former statue. This was accidental, and happened because Mandible's head was “a great napping spot,” according to McGhee.

Mandible and McGhee remain good friends to this day, and Mandible will still occasionally take a nap with McGhee on its head.

Gallery

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  Art by @moliwogs

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  Elwin McGhee, pre and post-alternation (left and right, respectively). Art by @buzzard

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  Art of alternate McGhee by @saltbuzzard

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