Dunn Keyes

Dunn Keyes
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.4)
Pitching	(4.8)
Defense	(4.7)
Running	(5.9)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Items	Cool Glove of Vitality ●●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Fixating on their impending death
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	15
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/she
Nickname(s)	"Dunkies", "'Iced' Dunn Keys"
Species	Robot

Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since the Return of Blaseball.

Official League Records

Keyes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 3, Day 81, Keyes swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction, resulting in a combined 8.9 → 14.1 stat increase.

During the Season 4 elections, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality decree and replaced by an Alternate. This involved Keyes's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined 14.1 → 9.1 stat decrease. Then, Keyes's pitching was randomized and decreased from 1.5 → 1.1 as a result of the Flowers' Exploratory Surgeries blessing.

On Season 7, Day 30, Keyes's hitting ability was siphoned by New York Millennials lineup player Dominic Marijuana in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.0 → 1.5 .

During the Season 10 elections, Keyes received a decrease in pitching from 3.0 → 2.7 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing.

On Season 17, Day 25, Keyes became a lineup player due to Reverb.

On Season 22, Day 17, Keyes retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Zeboriah Whiskey at Boston Garden via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season 22, Day 88, Keyes joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for Backpatch Rolsenthal via the Boston Garden's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season 23, Keyes entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows six times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Dunn Keyes Files

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History

She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.

In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Donuts Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a forty gallon chamber containing only iced coffee. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.

Allegedly, Keyes lives under bleacher rows H-Y at Grand Seraph stadium. It is unknown why Keyes lives there. When asked in an interview as to their unusual home, they replied "I like it.", providing absolutely no further insight.

Keyes is known to visit the destroyed Dunkies Donuts HQ from time to time. What they do there is unknown, but they always return with a full reservoir of coffee.

They are the half-sibling to EITHER Zion or Curry Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which. All three players have refused to answer any questions in regards to the matter.

Fan Works

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  Dunn Keyes by @pikatzke

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  Dunn Keyes and Margarito Nava
  by @glassgoblin