Derrick Krueger

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Derrick Krueger was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and was with the team since the Season 1 elections until being incinerated on Season 3, Day 80.

Official League Records

Krueger joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages during the Season 1 elections after the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

On Season 3, Day 80, Krueger was incinerated and replaced by Henry Marshallow.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Derrick Krueger was also the alto saxophone player for the Seattle Garages Moonlight Warriors, a science fiction-themed prog rock band. He was largely overlooked during his time pitching for the Garages, and earned the nickname "Unremarkable Derrick" due to a phenomenon in which the other members of the team (with the notable exception of Arturo Huerta) could not always actively perceive him while he was in the room. Because of this, his exact time of death is unknown. It is possible that the Garages failed to perceive Krueger pitching and thought they had forgotten to put anyone out there, or forgot that Krueger was ever in the pitching rotation at all, when Henry Marshallow decided to take the mound in the middle of a game.

Occasionally, Krueger's former teammates have mentioned "that guy, who replaced Jaylen" or "the guy who was here before Henry", but none of them have ever been able to recall Krueger's name.

As Bestos has a personal vendetta against Krueger, leading to years of conflict between the two.

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