Canada Moist Talkers/Season 13

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 13
Dates	Mar. 8, 2021 - Mar. 14, 2021
← Previous	Season 12
Next →	Season 14
Results
Postseason	Second round lost 2-3 to 🏝️
Overall Record	57-42
Divine Favor	11
Division	3rd in Mild Low
League	3rd in Mild League
ILB Placement	6th overall
Modifiers	EarlbirdsThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Earlseason.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 13 4100 - Doc Anice + Bright Zimmerman 🥧 Feedback 99 9900 + Premjeet Liu 🗣️ Postseason Birth
Latesiesta
Other Events	Flag Planted: Boreal
Wills
Foreshadow   🗣️ Shirai McElroy -> Rotation   🗣️ Mooney Doctor -> Shadows   Mooney Doctor 9.6 → 10.3 Plunder   The Moist Talkers voted to target PolkaDot Patterson for the plunder. 🗣️ - Shirai McElroy + PolkaDot Patterson   🛠️ - PolkaDot Patterson + Shirai McElroy
Blessings
High Pressure The Moist Talkers will now operate well in High Pressure situations.   +  High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Eugenia Garbage Ziwa Mueller Cedric Spliff Commissioner Vapor Jesús Koch Beans McBlase Alston Cerveza Lachlan Shelton Fish Summer York Silk	Doc Anice Greer Lott Jenkins Good Beasley Gloom Mooney Doctor
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Zeke Wallace Amos Melon Augusto Reddick Tucker Flores London Simmons Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn Denim Squall