Brock Forbes

Brock Forbes
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Playing fetch
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	H2O
Fate	67
Soulscream	UOEIIUOEIIUIXAIHIXAIHIEUAIOEUAIOEUEAUUUEAUUUOAAEHOAAEHOXEIAHXEIAHXXAAUEXAAUEXIEAUIIEAUII

Brock Forbes is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs who has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Forbes received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Forbes is best known for topping the Forbes list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers, as well as the list of Worst Pitchers Named Forbes. They are also known to be a stoner and prophet of the Olde One, their visions often beckoning the Great Crab Reckoning, though their gift of prophecy does not seem to aid their sporting ability and as such has not been ruled against. Brock Forbes frequently switches places with an assorted number of interdimensional counterparts.

Early Career

Brock Forbes did not try out for the Baltimore Crabs, or any other blaseball team. They entered the Crabs' stadium under the influence of a "fat joint" according to eye witnesses and fell asleep in the dugout, a slumber which lasted five years.

During a game, they were handed a blaseball bat and hat by Crab Scott and in response joined the pitching line up immediately. Forbes wanders on and off the field frequently, possibly due to their drug induced state or perhaps related to their visions. They succeed in letting go of a pitch two percent of the time.

Brock selected the number 69 for themselves. When quizzed on the meaning of this number by ESPN (ExoSkeletal Player News), Brock simply chuckled and answered with "Oh, you know."

Season 5 Playoffs : "The Brock Game"

Brock is known for delivering an outstanding pitching from Game 2 of first round's Season 5 Playoffs, allowing only two points from the Moist Talkers after eleven innings and granting the Crabs their very first ever win in the post-season.

Interdimensional Time Share

It is unknown exactly when Brock Forbes began sharing physical space with an unlimited number of interdimensional doubles, but it appears to have begun before Forbes' time with the Crabs.

Crabs fans tell conflicting tales of the origins of this "timeshare". Crabitat snack sellers have suggested that Forbes was a quarter short for a jumbo smoothie and a cosmic entity offered to pay the missing change in exchange for signing his blood on an interdimensional subletting agreement.

Internet forums are often ablaze with rumors that Brock 's copious consumption of cannabis opened his mind to the cosmos and prepared his physical realm for occupation by other entities.

It is a common legend among Maryland playground children that the Mother Crab itself gave Brock this role as a vanguard for the Great Crab Reckoning; Splorts Inundated instead suggested it was an out-of-the-box strategy by Crabs coach the Clawricle.

Regardless of origins, Brock Forbes has been at various times perceived as a doper prophet, a swarm of sea shells, a horseshoe crab floating in Old Bay brackish water, a part-man part-lobster, and a visitor from an alien world who knows only the sport "baseball." The only things that these entities all share are the name "Brock Forbes," team loyalty for the Baltimore Crabs, jersey number 69, and current status as a two-and-a-half star pitcher.

Chants

• "Can't stop the Brock"

In Literature

Runolfio Peeper, the Crabs Poet Laureate, wrote the following ditty about Forbes:

A haze of smoke drifts from the pitcher’s mound

Where Brock (or “Fat Joint”) Forbes can now be found.

All know performance boosting drugs are banned

But drugs that make you worse? Those are just grand!

In terms of blaseball rankings Brock is meager

His bat is weak—his blunt is the big leaguer

Dazed and high, Brock often flunks his pitch

But measured by his chill Forbes is thrice rich.

Trivia

• Brock can frequently be seen spacing out on the pitcher's mound before a pitch.