Baltimore Crabs/History

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Early History

The Baltimore Crabs were founded in 1352 as a sign of worship for The Olde One. The Olde One lays dormant in the Baltimore harbor, covered in a thick layer of "silt, sewage, and ‘Baltimore Pride,’” The Big Crab is said to have the capacity to bless the players of the Baltimore Crabs, and is rumored to be the one responsible for PolkaDot Patterson's unusual 87 fingers. Members of the Baltimore Crabs are known to worship The MotherCrab as opposed to the gods of Blaseball.

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