Baltimore Crabs/Fan Culture

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General

The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the Great Crab Reckoning while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". Crabs fans refer to players of their team who don't pan out as "Bustaceans". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.

Chants

Fans of the Baltimore Crabs are known for running commentary and cheering loudly for their players, and use a breadth of different chants for each one.

The following is a non-exhaustive list of cheers used for the team, players, and former players by fans of the Baltimore Crabs.

Team-wide

• Claws up!
• Claws up for Trans Rights!
• Let's go Crabs baby love da Crabs
• Call: Old!
  • Response: Bay!
• "Ain't no laws when you have claws" and its popular variant, "Claw's the law"
• ACRAB (All Crabs Really Are Beautiful)
• Do it for Combs!
• Same as it ever was
  • Shame as it ever was
• A Tilly Triple!

Current Players

Player	Cheer
Tot Fox	Too Tot to trot / too hot too Tot / Sun killer Tot
Kennedy Loser	That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner!
Trinity Smaht	GAMETIME! / Smaht Move
Enid Marlow	MARLOWNED
Alston Cerveza	Beer Run / 🍻
Montgomery Bullock	LET'S GO MOCO / MOCO????
Pedro Davids	Carry us home / Vote for Pedro / King Davis / Pedro my prince / Carry the team / MVPedro
Lorcan Smaht	Lorcan Smaht is Partying!
Zeruel Kramer	Arm of god, lightning rod
Adalberto Tosser	Toss 'em Tosser / te amo Adalberto
Finn James	Finn James Wins Games / Finn James Finns Games
Conner Haley	☄️
Fran Beans	hyf!dttwtb!wtgalp!tyffdgaob (Hell yeah Fran!! Do the thing with the baseball!! Win the game a lot please!!! Thank you Fran for doing good and or bad!!!)
Avila Guzman	AVILAAAAAAAA / PARTY ANGEL
Kaz Fiasco	KRABZ FIASCO!!!! / What a Fiasco!

Former Players

Player	Cheer
Sutton Dreamy	She's so Dreamy / Dream on / Keep the Dream Alive!
Oliver Notarobot	Ollie Ollie Ollie! Snip Snip Snip!
Parker Parra	Knock it out of the Parker / Poggers Parra
Luis Acevedo	Hard light, future sight, let them walk to first tonight
Holden Stanton	Holden Please! / Hold'em
Squid Galvanic	Don't worry about it / Galvanized!
Brock Forbes	Brock Our Rock
Jacoby Podcast	Rate and Review / Pause them Podcast / plug your Patreon/ Play that closing theme
Forrest Best	Best is best / Run Forrest Run
York Silk	York Our Dork!
Silvaire Roadhouse	Home Gun
Alyssa Harrell	HARREL CHECK
Nagomi McDaniel	NA GO MI
Parker Meng

For Other Teams

• We are not from Chicago!
  • After 15 consecutive games between the Chicago Firefighters and the Crabs in Season 8 forged a bond between the two teams, typically now replaced with 'WE ARE FROM CHICLAWGO'
• Call: Never Look Back!
  • Response: We Do Not Have Necks!

Theme Songs

• Noise Storm - Crab Rave
• Ween - Ocean Man
• The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
• Claws Up
• Godspeed