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**Shame as it ever was
 
**Shame as it ever was
 
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*Time for Crab!
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*CRIME! (''When a base is stolen)''
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*Crabs Bad! / Crabs Good! ''(Chanted in equal measures when the Crabs are under- and over-performing, respectively.)''
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*''Same as it ever was'' (Said whether winning or losing, due to the quantum superposition of Crabs Good / Crabs Bad.)
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*We are not from [[Chicago Firefighters|Chicago]]!
 
*We are not from [[Chicago Firefighters|Chicago]]!
**After 15 consecutive games between the [[Chicago Firefighters]] and the Crabs in [[Season 8]] forged a bond between the two teams, typically now replaced with 'WE ARE FROM CHICLAWGO'
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**After 12 consecutive games between the [[Chicago Firefighters]] and the Crabs in [[Season 8]] forged a bond between the two teams, typically now replaced with 'WE ARE FROM CHICLAWGO'
 
*Call: [[Hades Tigers#Never Look Back|Never Look Back!]]  
 
*Call: [[Hades Tigers#Never Look Back|Never Look Back!]]  
 
**Response: We Do Not Have Necks!
 
**Response: We Do Not Have Necks!

Revision as of 04:22, 22 June 2021

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


General

The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the Great Crab Reckoning while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". Crabs fans refer to players of their team who don't pan out as "Bustaceans". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.

Chants

Fans of the Baltimore Crabs are known for running commentary and cheering loudly for their players, and use a breadth of different chants for each one.

The following is a non-exhaustive list of cheers used for the team, players, and former players by fans of the Baltimore Crabs.

Team-wide

  • Claws up!
  • Claws up for Trans Rights!
  • Let's go Crabs baby love da Crabs
  • Call: Old!
    • Response: Bay!
  • "Ain't no laws when you have claws" and its popular variant, "Claw's the law"
  • ACRAB (All Crabs Really Are Beautiful)
  • Do it for Combs!
  • Same as it ever was
    • Shame as it ever was
  • A Tilly Triple!
  • Time for Crab!
  • CRIME! (When a base is stolen)
  • Crabs Bad! / Crabs Good! (Chanted in equal measures when the Crabs are under- and over-performing, respectively.)
  • Same as it ever was (Said whether winning or losing, due to the quantum superposition of Crabs Good / Crabs Bad.)
    • Shame as it ever was (variation on the former, for games ended in Shame.)

Current Players

Player Cheer
Tot Fox Too Tot to trot / too hot too Tot / Sun killer Tot
Kennedy Loser That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner!
Trinity Smaht GAMETIME! / Smaht Move
Enid Marlow MARLOWNED
Alston Cerveza Beer Run / 🍻
Montgomery Bullock LET'S GO MOCO / MOCO????
Pedro Davids Carry us home / Vote for Pedro / King Davis / Pedro my prince / Carry the team / MVPedro
Lorcan Smaht Lorcan Smaht is Partying!
Zeruel Kramer Arm of god, lightning rod
Adalberto Tosser Toss 'em Tosser / te amo Adalberto
Finn James Finn James Wins Games / Finn James Finns Games
Conner Haley ☄️
Fran Beans hyf!dttwtb!wtgalp!tyffdgaob

(Hell yeah Fran!! Do the thing with the baseball!! Win the game a lot please!!! Thank you Fran for doing good and or bad!!!)

Avila Guzman AVILAAAAAAAA / PARTY ANGEL
Kaz Fiasco KRABZ FIASCO!!!! / What a Fiasco!

Former Players

Player Cheer
Sutton Dreamy She's so Dreamy / Dream on / Keep the Dream Alive!
Oliver Notarobot Ollie Ollie Ollie! Snip Snip Snip!
Parker Parra Knock it out of the Parker / Poggers Parra
Luis Acevedo Hard light, future sight, let them walk to first tonight
Holden Stanton Holden Please! / Hold'em
Squid Galvanic Don't worry about it / Galvanized!
Brock Forbes Brock Our Rock
Jacoby Podcast Rate and Review / Pause them Podcast / plug your Patreon/ Play that closing theme
Forrest Best Best is best / Run Forrest Run
York Silk York Our Dork!
Silvaire Roadhouse Home Gun
Alyssa Harrell HARREL CHECK
Nagomi McDaniel NA GO MI
Parker Meng

For Other Teams

Theme Songs