Allison Abbott

Art by @MLeeLunsford and by @i_APX_86

Allison Abbott
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Rolling around
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	53
Soulscream	UHEEEUHEEEUIAAHUIAAHUIEIAUEEIAUEE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Nickname(s)	NAIL BAT, TRIPLE-A ALLISON ABBOTT, BAT ABBOTT

Allison Abbott is a batter for the Seattle Garages and has been on the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dalé, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder for the Seattle Garages, as well as a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages). In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines are printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.

I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!

I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf

Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated." Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.

Fanart

• 

  by @MLeeLunsford

• 

  by @ArachnidArt

• 

  by Zreyta from the blaseball discord

• 

  by @MLeeLunsford

• 

  by @MLeeLunsford

• 

  by @tsawac

• 

  by @ArachnidArt

• 

  by @TommysArty

• 

  by @TommysArty

• 

  by @MLeeLunsford