Ohio Worms/Beta/Season 22

🐌 Ohio Worms
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021 - July 4, 2021
← Previous	Season 21
Next →	Season 23
Results
Postseason	Underbracket Wild Card Lost 0-2 vs. 🕵️
Overall Record	49-50
Wins	56
Partytime	Day 83
Divine Favor	10
Division	3rd in Wild Low
League	7th in Wild League
ILB Placement	15th overall
Modifiers	Bottom DwellerIf this Team finishes last in their division, they'll be boosted up to 5%.  Jam-PackedWhen this Team triggers the Black Hole, they'll earn double payouts for all Wet Pretzel holders.  Heavy-HandedAll Items held by Players on this Team have positive eDensity.
Community Chest Loot	Day 7   Loubert Ji-Eun   + Concrete Necklace of Vanity Day 38   Cantus Hojo   + Rubber Head Ring of the Famine Day 68   Cantus Hojo   + Squiddish Bat Day 97   Lenny Crumb   + Fireproof Jersey of Intelligence
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β22 25 - Stew Briggs + Clove Mahle 🐌 Voicemail β22 33 - Kichiro Guerra + Cantus Hojo 🐌 Voicemail β22 34 - Jasper Blather + Katy Cornbread 🐌 Voicemail β22 LS + New Megan Ito V 🐌 Gift Shop Replica β22 73 - Farrell Seagull + Susananana Portmanteau 🐌 Voicemail β22 74 - Susananana Portmanteau + Matteo Cash 🐌 Voicemail β22 93 - Cantus Hojo + Susananana Portmanteau 🐌 Voicemail β22 99 + Crow Madrigal 🐌 Postseason Birth β22 EL - Matteo Cash + Tai Beanbag 🍗 Will (🍗) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL - Clove Mahle + Dudley Mueller 🥧 Will (🐌) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL - Backpatch Lincecum 🐌 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon β22 EL - New Megan Ito V 🐌 Faded to Dust
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows. Light Switch
Gift Shop	Fireproof, Team Edition 🐌 +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary. New Megan Ito, Trading Edition 🐌 + New Megan Ito V, Rotation
Other Events	Ratification -  Phantom Thieves' Guild
Wills
Equivalent Exchange   🐌 - Matteo Cash + Tai Beanbag   🍗 - Tai Beanbag + Matteo Cash Equivalent Exchange   🐌 - Clove Mahle + Dudley Mueller   🥧 - Dudley Mueller + Clove Mahle Shadow Infuse   Crow Madrigal   Defense 3.1 → 4.7
Blessings
Gachapon   🐌 - Backpatch Lincecum, Shadows   🎸 + Backpatch Lincecum, Shadows Record Scratch   The Worms avoid the  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. modification. Subtractor Avoidance   Katy Cornbread +  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).

In Season β22, the Ohio Worms were just barely below average. Despite being selected as the Wild Card for the Underbracket, they were eliminated in the first round.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Lenny Crumb Vessalius Sundae Scratch Deleuze Ji-Eun Loubert Kichiro Guerra Millipede Aqualuft Ephraim Ladd Farrell Seagull Stew Briggs Pudge Nakamoto Jasper Blather	Xandra Pancakes Parker Meng Patchwork Southwick
Shadows
Avi Jones Bartleby Zhivago Dulce Schofield Clove Mahle Atma Willowtree Cantus Hojo Matteo Cash Norman Muggins Rocio Caster Susananana Portmanteau Kit Seraph Katy Cornbread Backpatch Lincecum Kit Ratoon Persephone Splotter Muse Scantron Nyx Snapjaw Rivers Rosa

Season Events

Fax Machine and Voicemail

Day	Player Replaced	Player Incoming	Renovation Used
25	Stew Briggs	Clove Mahle	Voicemail
33	Kichiro Guerra	Cantus Hojo	Voicemail
34	Jasper Blather	Katy Cornbread	Voicemail
73	Farrell Seagull	Susananana Portmanteau	Voicemail
74	Susananana Portmanteau	Matteo Cash	Voicemail
93	Cantus Hojo	Susananana Portmanteau	Voicemail

Elsewhere

Day	Player	Cause	Returned
14	Vessalius Sundae	Flooding	16
32	Vessalius Sundae	Flooding	46
32	Kichiro Guerra	Flooding	n/a
34	Scratch Deleuze	Flooding	69
45	Xandra Pancakes	Tunnels	51

Consumer Attacks

Day	Player	Defense
1	Ephraim Ladd	Cool Passionate Jersey damaged

Parties

• On Day 14, due to a Holiday Inning, Scratch Deleuze Partied.
• On Day 85, Ephraim Ladd Partied.
• On Day 86, Clove Mahle Partied.
• On Day 87, Matteo Cash and Scratch Deleuze Partied.
• On Day 89, Katy Cornbread Partied.
• On Day 92, Scratch Deleuze, Parker Meng, and Vessalius Sundae Partied.
• On Day 93, Scratch Deleuze Partied.
• On Day 96, New Megan Ito V Partied.
• On Day 97, Patchwork Southwick, Katy Cornbread, and Ephraim Ladd Partied.

Renovations

• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 3,809,176 Coins Spent
  • The Worms established a Thieves' Guild in The Wormhole.
  • The Wormhole gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Light Switch - 3,748,806 Coins Spent
  • The Worms installed a Light Switch in The Wormhole.
  • The Wormhole's Light Switch is now OFF.

Gift Shop

• 
  Worms received 2 Gifts! - 5,230,942 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🚚 Truckers - 20%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 13%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 12%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Worms are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Worms.
      • 🐌 + New Megan Ito V, Rotation
    • New Megan Ito V gained the Trader mod.
      • +  TraderThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with an opponent during a game.

Election Results

Wills

• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Wild Wings vote to swap Matteo Cash and Tai Beanbag.
  • The Worms and Wild Wings made a trade.
    • 🐌 - Matteo Cash + Tai Beanbag
    • 🍗 - Tai Beanbag + Matteo Cash
  • Equivalent Exchange - 74% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 27% of Wild Wings Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 20% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Worms vote to swap Dudley Mueller and Clove Mahle.
  • The Pies and Worms made a trade.
    • 🥧 - Dudley Mueller + Clove Mahle
    • 🐌 - Clove Mahle + Dudley Mueller
  • Equivalent Exchange - 28% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 64% of Worms Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Worms vote to infuse one of Crow Madrigal's random Stat Categories.
  • Crow Madrigal's Defense is Infused.
    • Defense 3.1 → 4.7
  • Shadow Infuse - 2% of all Worms Will Votes
    This Filing - 68% of Worms Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Backpatch Lincecum was recruited by the Garages.
    • 🐌 - Backpatch Lincecum, Shadows
    • 🎸 + Backpatch Lincecum, Shadows
• 
  Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • The Worms had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%
    1,932,670 votes were cast.
    • Note: This blessing caused one lineup player on each team to gain the  Skipping modification. Because the Worms won the blessing, they were the one team that were not affected.
• 
  Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Katy Cornbread gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
    • +  Subtractor

Post-Election

• New Megan Ito V faded away from the Worms.
  • 🐌 - New Megan Ito V
• New Megan Ito V faded to dust.
  • +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.

Season Overview

The Worms had another middling season, marked by frequent Voicemails and Elsewhere incidents. They finished with a 49-50 record, and placed 15th in the league. The team was selected as the Wild Card for the Underbracket, but lost to the Spies 0-2 in the first round.

The Worms experienced two trades in the Election, losing Clove Mahle and Matteo Cash in favor of Dudley Mueller and Tai Beanbag respectively. The team also voted to Shadow Infuse Crow Madrigal. In terms of Blessings, the team lost Backpatch Lincecum to the Garages, and Katy Cornbread became a  Subtractor. However, the Worms fared better than many teams: they won the Record Scratch Blessing, and managed to avoid having a player start  Skipping.