Washer Barajas

Washer Barajas
Image by Sparkle emoji Mort (@talkinbouttinygames)
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Yellowstone Magic
Status	active
Batting	(3.9)
Pitching	(1.1)
Defense	(1.9)
Running	(0.6)
Modifications	NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Skate Ring ○○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Doing a good deed and telling everyone about it
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	O No
Fate	99
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Gey / Geys. They / them is also an acceptable translation for English purposes
Species	Geyser

Washer Barajas is a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Return of Blaseball. Barajas is known for being the first batter in the Magic's lineup, and for their ability to steal bases.

Official League Records

Barajas was a league leader in stolen bases in Season 2, along with their teammate Sutton Picklestein, both scoring 12 steals.

During a game against the New York Millennials on Season 5, Day 37, Barajas swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction which halved all of their star ratings.

During the Season 5 election, Barajas's baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Barajas was attacked by Consumers during a Season 14 playoffs game against the Canada Moist Talkers. Their combined stars dropped from 8.8 to 5.6 as a result.

During the Season 14 election, Barajas retreated to the Shadows of the Magic in exchange for Wyatt Glover as a result of the Magic's Foreshadow Will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 19 elections, Barajas' pitching increased from 2.3 → 3.9 as a result of the Magic's Shadow Infuse will.

On Season 21, Day 81, Barajas joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Logan Rodriguez at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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On Season 5, Day 37, a single, stray peanut flew into Barajas's mouth, provoking a severe, previously undisclosed allergic reaction, leading the team's healers to rush onto the field. The crowd fell silent as officials huddled around the unresponsive geyser until, with a gurgling choke, Barajas began spewing thousands of peanuts into the air. This phenomenon has yet to stop, and now anytime Barajas erupts—gey's waterspout only reaches about half the height of its usual eruptions, and along with it comes an endless stream of peanut. Barajas seems just as confused and uncomfortable about it as everyone else. Splorts fans who have dared to eat any of the peanuts showered onto them by the geyser report a distinctly acrid but otherwise delicious taste.

Park rangers are baffled by the event. One was quoted saying, "From what we can tell the original peanut is still stuck in there, and for some reason it seems to be multiplying like, forever. We're still trying to figure out how to get the original peanut dislodged, but there are a lot of park regulations surrounding this kind of thing. Anyway, we hope we'll get to see Washer erupt at full height again someday. Get well soon, buddy."

Fan Works

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  Image by Amam741

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  Image by @GalaxyBrainLiz1

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  Image by @oceanblanks

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  Image by @studiopasserine

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Getting his morning joe, by MagicMarx

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  Learning from Eiz, by Passerine

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  An older interpretation, by Nausicaa

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  Season 13 card by ChewyPudding#7060