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|nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔 | |nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔 | ||
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'''Tot Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. | '''Tot Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. | ||
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Along with [[Ron Monstera]], Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since [[Season 1]]. | Along with [[Ron Monstera]], Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since [[Season 1]]. | ||
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Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot." | Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot." | ||
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Clark is the bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]]. He played third bass in short-lived all-bass supergroup Basses Loaded. | Clark is the bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]]. He played third bass in short-lived all-bass supergroup Basses Loaded. | ||
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Totbass.png|thumb|Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by [https://twitter.com/CDuckies @CDuckies] | Totbass.png|thumb|Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by [https://twitter.com/CDuckies @CDuckies] | ||
| − | + | KingTot by CallofDuckies.jpeg|King Tot practicing for their new album, by [http://twitter.com/CallofDuckies/status/1303847345835081729 @CallofDuckies] | |
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Revision as of 04:39, 10 September 2020
Tot Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Along with Ron Monstera, Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since Season 1.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.
Alleged Immortality
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
Music
Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation. He played third bass in short-lived all-bass supergroup Basses Loaded.
Gallery
Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by @CDuckies
King Tot practicing for their new album, by @CallofDuckies
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| Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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| Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
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| Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
| Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
| History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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