Tiana Cash

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Tiana Cash was a batter for the Seattle Garages, and a timpani player in the Seattle Garages Raven Funeral.

Cash joined the Garages after Bennett Browning was incinerated during Season 3 Day 4. Tiana Cash was incinerated and replaced by Greer Gwiffin on day 47 of Season 3.

Official League Records

Early in Season 3, Cash's rating went from ★★★1/2 to ★★★★. It is unclear why this increase took place.

With the addition of Tiana Cash to the team, the Seattle Garages rose through the ranks to become second in the Chaotic Evil League by Day 46.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Tiana Cash was also a timpani player in the Seattle Garages Raven Funeral.

Cash was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. One fan who witnessed the event said "That's not, like, a metaphor, that is, like, uhh- a phoenix."

In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Bennett "left some literally very large shoes to fill, but I'm excited for this opportunity to lead the Garages to victory."

Cash's connection to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: an eternal mystery.

The loss of Cash was felt by the entire team and their incredibly supportive fanbase, but none were hurt more than Arturo Huerta who let in 8 runs in a losing effort against the Houston Spies on the very next day.