Sixpack Dogwalker

Sixpack Dogwalker
Image by @JoeHasSpoken
Basic Information
Team	Hawaii Fridays
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	Bangers & Smash
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Talking to the Microphone
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	51
Soulscream	AXEEUAXEEUAUHAAAUHAAAUIAAIAIAAIAIEIAUOEIAUOE

Sixpack Dogwalker is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 86 after replacing Thomas England due to incineration.

Official League Records

Following the events of Season 4, Day 88, Dogwalker began wielding the legendary item Bangers & Smash which is the first of its kind to not be granted by a blessing. Additionally, Dogwalker's pre-game ritual was updated to "Talking to the Microphone", which is the first in-game mention of The Microphone as a character.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Personal Life

Some Fridays fans have described Sixpack as a "conglomodog," or a conglomeration of dogs, dogs, dogs.

Per Hawaiian Klennel Cllub rules, the individual splortsdogs comprising Sixpack have registered show names and breed information, as follows:

• Reis Plumbife (Cocker Daniel)
• Chawin' Tom (Great Albertine)
• Mister Mister Mister (White Chocolate Mendez)
• Eoin Perlmutter (Lesser Coyhowler)
• His Duchess Goodlad Unitary III (Maltese)
• Margaritas Baby! (Chicanery Retriever)

The conglomeration identifies as bisexual in aggregate.

Gallery

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  Image by @JoeHasSpoken

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