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File:Ffs can have wings.....as a treat.png|Rivers Rosa by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1346864742904815616?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Ffs can have wings.....as a treat.png|Rivers Rosa by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1346864742904815616?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Rivers Rosa with an orange hair ribbon and a ponytail.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1350089968010489857?s=20 @necromngo]'''
 
File:Rivers Rosa with an orange hair ribbon and a ponytail.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1350089968010489857?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Art by waalkr 30.png|Braided by [[Caleb Alvarado|Caleb]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1335326861270929410?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:Art by waalkr 30.png|Braided by [[Caleb Alvarado|Caleb]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1335326861270929410?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Rivers Rosa with a Denim Jacket.png| by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1317333058131881984?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Rivers Rosa with a Denim Jacket.png|alt=A bust Drawing of Rivers Rosa. Her brown hair is to her shoulders, and she has wavy eyebrow length bangs. Her eyes are two different colors and her ears have small red piercings in the lobe. She is wearing a maroon colored shirt with a dark purplish blue jacket. Her jacket has a few pins attached to it; a transgender pride pin, a flame decal pin, and an antifa pin. She has large rose flower patches on the arms of her jacket, as well as two patches on both sides of the front of her jacket. The patch on her left says, “When injustice becomes law resistance becomes duty”. The patch on her right says, “Do not touch me”. She has a neutral expression on her face as she tilts her head slightly to the right. /end image description|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1317333058131881984?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Swamuel and Spoon and Rivers sitting on some steps.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1329266117215285251?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Women want me, fish fear me.png|thumb|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1358951110984282116?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Swamuel and Spoon and Rivers sitting on some steps.png|alt=A digital drawing of Swamuel Mora, Justice Spoon, and Rivers Rosa. They are all sitting together relaxed on a set of stairs. Swamuel is wearing a blue shirt and grey shorts, with one of their four eyes covered in an eyepatch, while they drink from a juice box. To their left is Spoon, who is looking directly at the viewer but their eyes are covered with a blindfold. She is wearing a grey button down with purple slacks, a cyan belt, and brown boots. To their left is Rivers, who is wearing a white sleeved shirt and orange ripped jeans. Her hair is pulled into a high ponytail and her head is tilted to the side to also look at the viewer. /end image description|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1329266117215285251?s=20 @necromngo]'''
 
File:Rivers Rosa and Sutton Dreamy.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1337265767113314307?s=20 @necromngo]'''
 
File:Rivers Rosa and Sutton Dreamy.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1337265767113314307?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Women want me, fish fear me.png|thumb|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1358951110984282116?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Anyway, Lourivers supremacy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Lou Roseheart endearingly hanging off the shoulders of of a blushing Rivers Rosa's shoulders.|''NOT embarrassed''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1360077659074609152?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:Twin Roses.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1319796520560947201?s=20 @necromngo]'''
 
File:Twin Roses.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1319796520560947201?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1330003160224522243?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|Firefighters Season 11 Rotation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1330003160224522243?s=20 @necromngo]'''
 
File:All they got in this goshdamn state is DIRT.png|alt=A digital drawing of Rivers Rosa in a western hat and rubber boots, holding a bucket in one hand and the handle of a shovel in the other.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1375167374396117007?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:All they got in this goshdamn state is DIRT.png|alt=A digital drawing of Rivers Rosa in a western hat and rubber boots, holding a bucket in one hand and the handle of a shovel in the other.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1375167374396117007?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
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Revision as of 01:21, 3 May 2021

Rivers Rosa is a pitcher for the Ohio Worms, and has been with the team since Season 14, Day 67. Rosa has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Rosa joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 5, Day 30, Rosa became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 5 elections, Rosa's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Rosa played for FWXBC as a lineup player.

During the Season 12 elections, Rosa's pitching was boosted 2.8 3.4 as a result of the Tag Team Pitching blessing.

On Season 14, Day 67, Rosa was exchanged to the Ohio Worms due to Feedback. Rosa was replaced by NaN.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Rivers Rosa was born and raised in Boquete, Chiriquí in Panama before moving to Chicago, Illinois for college, pursuing a degree in Fire Science. She played for her high school sloftball team as well as her college intramural team, her only splorting experience prior to the return of Internet League Blaseball.

Career

On Season 2, Day 54, in a post-game interview following an home game against the LA Unlimited Tacos, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me."

Rosa "pitches" by tossing a blaseball up into the air and swinging at it with her blaseball axe, hitting a line drive towards the plate. When asked why she chose this unusual pitching style in a post-game interview, Rosa claimed that it was fueled by "spite." Having been trained as a batter and not actually knowing how to pitch a blaseball is, apparently, a secondary concern.

Every year, the team dyes Rosa green in honor of the Firefighters. Why the color green is used is unknown.

Rosa is considered a trans icon and a State fielder.

Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 331.

Trivia

  • Rosa and formerly-fellow batter Lou Roseheart are often known as "the twin roses of Chicago” for their impeccable on-field dynamic.
  • Despite claiming to be a "regular person," Rosa appears to possess a tapetum lucidum, the retroreflective layer of the eye that often appears red under direct light. This gives her the constant appearance of someone in a dark room whose photo was just taken with the flash on.

Fan Works