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'''Rivers Rosa''' is a pitcher for the [[Ohio Worms]], and has been with the Worms since [[Season 14]], Day 67.  
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'''Rivers Rosa''' is a pitcher for the [[Ohio Worms]], and has been with the team since [[Season 14]], Day 67. Rosa has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
 
Rosa joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
 
Rosa joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
  
During the [[Season 5#Reverb|Season 5]], Day 30 [[reverb]] incident, Rosa switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
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On [[Season 5]], Day 30, Rosa became a pitcher due to [[Reverb]].
  
As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Rosa's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
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During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Rosa's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a result of the [[Season_5#Blessings|'''Katamari''']] blessing.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Rosa played for [[FWXBC]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Rosa played for [[FWXBC]] as a lineup player.
  
On [[Season 14]], Day 67, Rosa was exchanged to the [[Ohio Worms]] due to Feedback. Rosa was replaced by [[NaN]].{{Community Lore}}
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During the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], Rosa's pitching was boosted {{Star Change|2.8|3.4}} as a result of the [[Season 12#Blessings|'''Tag Team Pitching''']] blessing.
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On [[Season 14]], Day 67, Rosa was exchanged to the [[Ohio Worms]] due to Feedback. Rosa was replaced by [[NaN]].
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== Personal Life ==
 
== Personal Life ==
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File:Rosa.jpeg|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}})
 
File:Rosa.jpeg|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}})
 
File:Rivers Rosa.gif|Rivers Rosa is from Chicago
 
File:Rivers Rosa.gif|Rivers Rosa is from Chicago
File:EhA-tp9XkAEvlBK.png|Rivers Rosa by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}
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File:EhA-tp9XkAEvlBK.png|Rivers Rosa by '''[https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1301610036481921024?s=20 @crikadelic]'''
File:EgzD8XrXYAIkA57.jpg|The Twin Roses sharing a smooch by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}
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File:EgzD8XrXYAIkA57.jpg|The Twin Roses sharing a smooch by '''[https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1300630070281875460?s=20 @crikadelic]'''
File:Egdss9eWoAE8YhT.jpg|Rivers Rosa at the Plate by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}
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File:Egdss9eWoAE8YhT.jpg|Rivers Rosa at the Plate<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1299126796202508289?s=20 @crikadelic]'''
File:EgdsuyBWsAAqgdg.jpg|Rivers Rosa Doesn't Have a Phone by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}
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File:EgdsuyBWsAAqgdg.jpg|Rivers Rosa Doesn't Have a Phone<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1299126796202508289?s=20 @crikadelic]'''
File:EfHqCk9XkAEzYse.jpg|Rivers Rosa Over the Shoulder<br />by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}
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File:EfHqCk9XkAEzYse.jpg|Rivers Rosa Over the Shoulder<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1293071934650015745?s=20 @crikadelic]'''
 
File:Women crush wthursday.jpg|Women Crush Wthursday<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1329469487196893185?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Women crush wthursday.jpg|Women Crush Wthursday<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1329469487196893185?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Rrosa.png|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}}
 
File:Rrosa.png|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}}
File:29RiversRosa.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:29RiversRosa.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
File:Rivers Rosa Tlopps.jpg|Tlopps Card, Pitcher by {{Twitter|name=_phantomdoodler}}
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File:Rivers Rosa Tlopps.jpg|Tlopps Card, Pitcher<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_PhantomDoodler/status/1310702257449598979?s=20 @_phantomdoodler]'''
 
File:BoyfRiversRugrat fancy.png|Hlomecoming with Rivers Rosa, [[Boyfriend Monreal]], and [[Silvia Rugrat]] by '''[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1310285706472824832 @Fancymancer]'''
 
File:BoyfRiversRugrat fancy.png|Hlomecoming with Rivers Rosa, [[Boyfriend Monreal]], and [[Silvia Rugrat]] by '''[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1310285706472824832 @Fancymancer]'''
File:Egdsx6qXYAUzB1p.jpg|center|Rivers Rosa's Intense Gaze<br />by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}
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File:Egdsx6qXYAUzB1p.jpg|center|Rivers Rosa's Intense Gaze<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1299126796202508289?s=20 @crikadelic]'''
File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 05.png|''“What are you doing”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 05.png|''“What are you doing”''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]'''
File:Art by @ waalkr 34.png|''Rose of Chicago''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 34.png|''Rose of Chicago''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1321994022769098752?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:Ffs can have wings.....as a treat.png|Rivers Rosa by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1346864742904815616?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Ffs can have wings.....as a treat.png|Rivers Rosa by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1346864742904815616?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
File:Rivers Rosa with an orange hair ribbon and a ponytail.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Rivers Rosa with an orange hair ribbon and a ponytail.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1350089968010489857?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Art by @ waalkr 15.png|''Ignored''<br />''by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 15.png|''Ignored''<br />''by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1317796575704436737?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Art by waalkr 30.png|Braided by [[Caleb Alvarado|Caleb]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by waalkr 30.png|Braided by [[Caleb Alvarado|Caleb]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1335326861270929410?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Rivers Rosa with a Denim Jacket.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Rivers Rosa with a Denim Jacket.png| by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1317333058131881984?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Swamuel and Spoon and Rivers sitting on some steps.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Swamuel and Spoon and Rivers sitting on some steps.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1329266117215285251?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Rivers Rosa and Sutton Dreamy.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Rivers Rosa and Sutton Dreamy.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1337265767113314307?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Twin Roses.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Women want me, fish fear me.png|thumb|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1358951110984282116?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Twin Roses.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1319796520560947201?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Women want me, fish fear me.png|thumb|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}}
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1330003160224522243?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:All they got in this goshdamn state is DIRT.png|alt=A digital drawing of Rivers Rosa in a western hat and rubber boots, holding a bucket in one hand and the handle of a shovel in the other.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1375167374396117007?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
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Revision as of 16:15, 28 April 2021

Rivers Rosa is a pitcher for the Ohio Worms, and has been with the team since Season 14, Day 67. Rosa has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Rosa joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 5, Day 30, Rosa became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 5 elections, Rosa's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Rosa played for FWXBC as a lineup player.

During the Season 12 elections, Rosa's pitching was boosted 2.8 3.4 as a result of the Tag Team Pitching blessing.

On Season 14, Day 67, Rosa was exchanged to the Ohio Worms due to Feedback. Rosa was replaced by NaN.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Rivers Rosa was born and raised in Boquete, Chiriquí in Panama before moving to Chicago, Illinois for college, pursuing a degree in Fire Science. She played for her high school sloftball team as well as her college intramural team, her only splorting experience prior to the return of Internet League Blaseball.

Career

On Season 2, Day 54, in a post-game interview following an home game against the LA Unlimited Tacos, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me."

Rosa "pitches" by tossing a blaseball up into the air and swinging at it with her blaseball axe, hitting a line drive towards the plate. When asked why she chose this unusual pitching style in a post-game interview, Rosa claimed that it was fueled by "spite." Having been trained as a batter and not actually knowing how to pitch a blaseball is, apparently, a secondary concern.

Every year, the team dyes Rosa green in honor of the Firefighters. Why the color green is used is unknown.

Rosa is considered a trans icon and a State fielder.

Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 331.

Trivia

  • Rosa and formerly-fellow batter Lou Roseheart are often known as "the twin roses of Chicago” for their impeccable on-field dynamic.
  • Despite claiming to be a "regular person," Rosa appears to possess a tapetum lucidum, the retroreflective layer of the eye that often appears red under direct light. This gives her the constant appearance of someone in a dark room whose photo was just taken with the flash on.

Fan Works