Peanut Bong

Peanut Bong
Bong animation by @Churgalax
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dale
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	Honey RoastedThis Team or Player has been Honey-Roasted. Honey-Roasted players on Crunchy teams perform 100% better with 200% power. Honey-Roasted players may shell an opposing player in Peanuts weather.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Philosophy
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	96
Soulscream	OEEOUOEEOUOHAAUEHAAUEH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them, He/Him
Nickname(s)	Dan Bong, Nutty Bong, PB, Bonggers
Species	Toon?

Peanut Bong is a pitcher for the Miami Dale and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Debut

Bong joined the league with the name Dan Bong in Season 1, playing for the Miami Dale.

Dan-Peanut Replacement

At the start of Season 3, the Dan-Peanut Replacement caused Bong to be renamed Peanut Bong. This is not known to have affected Bong's playing ability.

Idolization

After Game 99 of Season 6, Bong quickly moved up the Idol leaderboard along with fellow Dan-Peanuts, Peanutiel Duffy and Peanut Holloway. In the final moments of Day 99, Peanut Bong overtook Duffy to secure the 3rd place ranking just in time for The Peanut to descend and its messages to Blaseball fans. The Peanut specifically questioned Jessica Telephone and Nagomi Mcdaniel, who held the 1st and 2nd place rankings respectively, but did not mention Bong. Also unlike Telephone and Mcdaniel, Bong did not gain the negative status Shelled. It seems likely that The Peanut chose to either protect or spare Peanut Bong. Soon after The Peanut’s "Third Strike" speech ended, Bong was unseated from the 3rd place ranking by Duffy. No further consequences were observed.

At the end of the regular games in Season 7, Bong, Peanut Holloway and Peanutiel Duffy were above The Red Line on the Idols Leaderboard. The Shelled One then appeared and congratulated fans on properly idolising its progeny after their failure to during the previous season, causing The Third Strike. Following this, Bong had gained the Honey Roasted modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life

Peanut Bong is the oldest heir of the Bongs, a prominent family from Miami who made their wealth from developing and patenting smoking accessories.

Peanut is the oldest of six children, and knew they were different from an early age. While their parents encouraged them to attend school, especially their math classes, Peanut could often be found sneaking out at night to practice their pitching at Slouth Beach. Because it was dark and there was no one to pitch to, Peanut’s pitching style developed erratically. However, at age 16, they threw a ball so hard against a wall that the wall exploded into a pile of peanuts, and that was when they knew that blaseball would be forever calling their name. Looking back, the explosion of peanuts may even have been a sign of the name change waiting in their future.

Career

Accustomed to being an underdog in their family of tax attorneys and business moguls, Peanut was delighted to join the Miami Dale when they were spotted playing on the beach by a scout for the team. It is said that the Bong family does not condone Peanut's career choices and, in a XX09 interview, matriarch Adeline Bong displayed her discontent with "Nutty not becoming a tax attorney like their siblings."

Personal Life

Despite their semi-estrangement from their family, Peanut is an enthusiast of "natural cures" and "expanding our minds." Bong is a practitioner of aerial yoga.

Gallery

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  Animation by @Churgalax

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  Bonggers by churgalax

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  art by @CHURGALAX

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  how to draw peanut bong by @CHURGALAX

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  art of Randy Dennis and Peanut Bong by @CHURGALAX

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