Mooney Doctor II

Mooney Doctor II
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Stretching
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Love
Fate	22
Soulscream	IUEAXIUEAXIOIAEIOIAEIOEXAHAEXAHAEIEAXAIEAXAIEIAEAEIAEAEAEIHXAEIHXAHOAEAHOAEAH

Mooney Doctor II is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints and has been with the team since Season 8.

Official League Records

Doctor II joined the league during the Season 8 elections as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints, after the Breath Mints won the Blessing Party Line, which replaced Mints player Atlas Guerra with a clone of Canada Moist Talkers player Mooney Doctor, and sent Guerra to the Shadows.

On Season 9, Day 58, Doctor swallowed a stray peanut and had a Yummy Reaction, raising all their stats by except for Defense, which was raised by .

During the Season 9 election, Doctor II received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Mooney Doctor II, also known as "Twooney Doctor", emerged into this reality somewhere within the Sea of Tranquility, on the Moon. This is where she pitches from, via the use of a lunar-mounted rail gun that sends fast balls flying through the atmosphere and into the open meadow on the outskirts of town where the Breath Mints play their games. Because of the distance, Twooney relies on the use of conference call technology (skype, zoom, etc) to attend both practices and games. On clear nights when the moon is visible, the team will congregate around a small telescope and take turns waving to her.

Twooney is married to the Earth, and enjoys spending quality time staring at it's beauty in the low gravity of her lunar residence. Her counterpart, Mooney Doctor, just so happens to be married to the moon, which is a coincidence, but one that often results in pleasant double dates.

Twooney has a degree in Art History.

There are unconfirmed reports that Twooney came into existence as the result of someone placing the Toon World Yugioh card into play, possibly during the passing of Wild Cards during the season 8 election.

She is sometimes called 8.2ney by the fans due to her tendency to give up one run in the 8th inning, thus giving up her shut out. She has declined to comment on how she feels about this, but has stated that she "can't even see the batters"

After the destruction of the Moon in the Season 10 ILB finals due to a black hole opening, Twooney was briefly trapped inside, but escaped before the vastness could consume her. Because of the destruction of her home, she had to play all of season 11 from Earth, much to Twooney's dismay. Throughout season 11 she began the construction of The Breath Star, where she now lives in space.

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