Lenny Spruce

Lenny Spruce is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Spruce has been with the team since Season 4, Day 55, when they replaced Eduardo Ingram due to incineration.

Lenny Spruce
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	A
Fate	97
Soulscream	IHHIEIHHIEIHEXXAHEXXAHIHAUAIHAUAI

Official League Records

Spruce does not currently have any notable records.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Lenny Spruce is a stand-up comedian who lives at the edge of An open meadow on the outskirts of town. Prior to joining the Breath Mints' roster, Lenny was the tree in which Eduardo Ingram made their nest. Whit Steakknife used his sharp head to carve E+L into Lenny's trunk to cement Eduardo and Leach Ingram's eternal love. Lenny joined the team after Eduardo's incineration, when he thought his jokes would comfort the grieving Leach, but as she is incapable of understanding humor the results have not been great.

When he joined the team, Spruce had one of his arms shaved into the shape of a bat, and had a glove nailed to his head. He's still figuring out the rules of Blaseball, but he's doing his best! Spruce has a habit of using non-sequiturs and stream-of-consciousness humor to distract umpires and opposing players. He brings his microphone into the batter's box for good luck.

Spruce is Treegan, which is like being a Vegan if you are a tree, which means only eating meat with no exceptions. Known for his voracious appetite, Lenny's displays of binge eating entire piles of meat products have been known to disgust and intimidate opposing players.

Spruce is known for his signature scent which surprisingly is not spruce and more closely smells like cedar. When asked about this Spruce simply states, "We all have our secrets."