Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Team Nicknames

• Minties
• Minty Fresh
• Fresh Death

Chants

Team-wide

• MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
• We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
• FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE

Player-specific

• Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
• Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend! (Boyfriend Monreal)
• That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap) (Monreal)
• OUR BOYFRIENDS BACK! OUR BOYFRIENDS BACK! (Monreal)
• Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE Winnie Hess
• Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth) Oscar Vaughan
• ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! Rodriguez Internet
• ⚡ High speed! 🌐 Low ping! 🔌 Rod.Net's the bestest thing!
• Axel's a car! Not a man! Axel's a car! Not a man! Axel Trololol

Rituals

• Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Management. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mintys use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Management has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly-more-expensive brand-name knives at the park).