Jacob Winner

Jacob Winner
Basic Information
Team	Hawaii Fridays
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	Idol ImmuneIdol Immune Players cannot be Idolized by Fans.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Journaling
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	81
Soulscream	XAEIEXAEIEXEIAHEEIAHEEHAAAOHAAAOHXXAEEXXAEEXOIAEAOIAEAO

Jacob Winner is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. Winner has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Season 2

Jacob pitched a total of 135 innings in Season 2, ranking them #1 in the category across the league.^{[citation needed]}

Season 3

At the end of Season 3, Winner had more road wins than any other pitcher in the Fridays' rotation.^{[citation needed]}

Season 5

During the Reverb incident on Season 5, Day 6, Winner switched positions from pitcher to lineup.

During the Season 5 election, Winner's pitching and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 7

During the Season 7 elections, Winner was given the Humblebrag blessing, giving them the Idol Immune modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Jacob Winner, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of their little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, they were known for their fierce competitive spirit and extreme splortsmanship; according to their coach, they were “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”

When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed their last name to Winner and were recruited on the spot. However, when they underperformed in the Underleagues, they were exiled to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii where the Fridays found them washed up on a beach. They put a glove on their hand, and they have been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since. After being switched to a hitter Jacob has astounded fans by becoming the most winningest (by name) hitter as well, truly a double threat (by name) any team should respect.

Endorsements

Jacob Winner is one of the most heavily endorsed players in Blaseball in terms of both monetary value and body mass. Among his many sponsors include

• Jacob Winner TV Dinner: The Dinner of the Winner is a brand of microwaveable TV Dinners available throughout Hawaii. All flavors are health focused, like the "Get Shredded with Shredded Beef" and "Winner Winner Thinner Winner White Breast Chicken Dinner", and all famously come with a sliced pineapple dessert that mysteriously stays cold after 4 minutes in the microwave. During evening games, fans are known to withhold unwrapping their instant meals until after Jacob scores a run.
• Winner's 'waiian Weiners is a brand of hot dog produced by Redlondo. When Jacob (briefly) pursued a ketogenic diet and declared WWWs "The best sausage to eat buns-free", the hot dog brand skyrocketed in popularity among nude beach goers.
• Winnergreen Chew is a sugar-free chewing gum produced by Wrilgley. Jacob has been trying to persuade teammate Spears Taylor to sign with Wrilgley as a spokesperson of Spearmint Chew and seems unable to understand just how anti-capitalist Spears is.

Trivia

• Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.” Jacob has offered to spot for the rest of the team, and while no one has taken his offer, they're happy to just support them in whatever way they need.
• Jacob’s favorite frosty drink is whey protein in a coconut.
• Jacob loves grilled pineapple and puts it on everything but pizza.
• Between blaseball and lifting, Jacob spends their free time making pottery. They have a pieces in a few galleries across the archipelago, and have even received two awards at competitions. An art critic for The Conch said of a recent exhibition that his work was "delicate, elegant, and thought-provoking... indicative of an early visionary who has not yet reached creative maturity." When asked if they would prefer to make pottery or play blaseball, Jacob has said, "They're both hella rad, bro! I don't see why I can't do both?"
• Jacob got their top surgery scars tattooed two years after they had finished healing. When asked about the significance of the artwork, Jacob said, "Gotta be proud of your scars, yeah? Like how muscles gotta break to get bigger and stronger, scars are what make you, you."
  

Gallery

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  Rare Season 2 Tlopps card.

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  Season 4 card.

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  Winner's jumbotron animation by HowlingMurdock2.

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  Season 9 Tlopps card by Orgo