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− | ''' | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]]. Haynes has previously played for the [[Boston Flowers]]. |
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Haynes played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Haynes played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player. | ||
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+ | Haynes was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] during the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]] via the Breath Mints' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will. | ||
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File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes HELPS OUT.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter | File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes HELPS OUT.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter | ||
File:Jacob Haynes.png|A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by [https://twitter.com/kierenkowe/status/1383430150587445256 Kieren] | File:Jacob Haynes.png|A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by [https://twitter.com/kierenkowe/status/1383430150587445256 Kieren] | ||
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Revision as of 20:40, 16 May 2021
Jacob Haynes is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season 18 elections. Haynes has previously played for the Boston Flowers.
Official League Records
In Season 2, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.
On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).
During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.
On Season 8, Day 74, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by Joshua Butt, decreasing it to ★.
On Season 8, Day 90, Haynes’ pitching ability was siphoned by Sixpack Santiago, decreasing it to ★★★.
At the end of Season 9, the Hellmouth Sunbeams won the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in an increase in baserunning from ★½ to ★★ and defense from ★ to ★½.
On Season 10, Day 62, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by Dudley Mueller, decreasing it to ½ -star.
At the end of Season 10, the Unlimited Tacos won the Sharing Signs blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★★★½ to ★★★★★.
During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.
Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the Season 18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
Gallery
A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by Kieren
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