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{{Mascot|image1=[[File:JEFF2.png|alt=art by sn0wglass|thumb|JEFF! in his most typical form.]]|name=JEFF!|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|species=Hellbeast|status=alive {{cite}}, smiling}}
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'''JEFF!''' is the mascot for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of [[The Book]].
  
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==Forms==
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JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include
  
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*Mascot form
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*"Jimmy Dean" form
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*Aztec sun stone
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*Sleazy 50’s door to door salesman/scam artist
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*A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun<ref>Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. ''[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/the-second-coming Poetry Foundation].''</ref>
  
{{Mascot|image1=[[File:JEFF by sn0wglass.png|alt=art by sn0wglass|thumb|JEFF in his most typical form.]]|name=JEFF|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|species=Hellbeast|status=alive, smiling}}
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==Trivia==
 
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*JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
JEFF is the mascot for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. He is a hellbeast who chooses to take a mascot form using his sunglasses, and when they are removed he reverts back to the hellbeast form. Sometimes he is an Aztec sun stone! No matter his form, JEFF always wants you to stare into the sun with a smile!
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*JEFF! knows your social security number
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*JEFF!'s texture is Yes
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*JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
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*JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. The highest ever recorded is [[Randall Marijuana]]'s record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by [[Nagomi Nava]], at -666.
  
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<gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170">
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File:Tablet of JEFF!.jpg|The Tablet of JEFF!, an ancient mesopotamian depiction of JEFF! (seated at right) recovered from the ancient Babylonian city of Sippar in southern Iraq in 1881.
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File:Piedra del JEFF!.jpg|JEFF! in his form as the ancient Aztec sun stone.
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File:Sunbeams JEFF X.png|JEFF! in Mascot form<br />by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov/ '''Coblin''']
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File:Heya splort!.jpg|JEFF! in sleazy salesman form<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1367198058170245121 '''@_pysics''']
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File:MiniJEFF!.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
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</gallery>
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Latest revision as of 02:59, 11 February 2022

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

JEFF! is the mascot for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of The Book.

Forms

JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include

  • Mascot form
  • "Jimmy Dean" form
  • Aztec sun stone
  • Sleazy 50’s door to door salesman/scam artist
  • A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun[1]

Trivia

  • JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
  • JEFF! knows your social security number
  • JEFF!'s texture is Yes
  • JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
  • JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. The highest ever recorded is Randall Marijuana's record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by Nagomi Nava, at -666.



  1. Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. Poetry Foundation.