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{{Mascot|image1=[[File:JEFF2.png|alt=art by sn0wglass|thumb|JEFF in his most typical form.]]|name=JEFF|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|species=Hellbeast|status=alive {{cite}}, smiling}}
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{{Mascot|image1=[[File:JEFF2.png|alt=art by sn0wglass|thumb|JEFF! in his most typical form.]]|name=JEFF!|team=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|species=Hellbeast|status=alive {{cite}}, smiling}}
JEFF is the mascot for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of [[The Book]].
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'''JEFF!''' is the mascot for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of [[The Book]].
  
 
==Forms==
 
==Forms==
JEFF is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF include
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JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include
  
 
*Mascot form
 
*Mascot form
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*A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun<ref>Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. ''[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/the-second-coming Poetry Foundation].''</ref>
 
*A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun<ref>Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. ''[https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/the-second-coming Poetry Foundation].''</ref>
  
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==Trivia==
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*JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
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*JEFF! knows your social security number
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*JEFF!'s texture is Yes
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*JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
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*JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. The highest ever recorded is [[Randall Marijuana]]'s record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by [[Nagomi Nava]], at -666.
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File:Tablet of JEFF!.jpg|The Tablet of JEFF!, an ancient mesopotamian depiction of JEFF! (seated at right) recovered from the ancient Babylonian city of Sippar in southern Iraq in 1881.
 
File:Tablet of JEFF!.jpg|The Tablet of JEFF!, an ancient mesopotamian depiction of JEFF! (seated at right) recovered from the ancient Babylonian city of Sippar in southern Iraq in 1881.
 
File:Piedra del JEFF!.jpg|JEFF! in his form as the ancient Aztec sun stone.
 
File:Piedra del JEFF!.jpg|JEFF! in his form as the ancient Aztec sun stone.
File:Sunbeams JEFF X.png|JEFF! in Mascot form, by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
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File:Sunbeams JEFF X.png|JEFF! in Mascot form<br />by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov/ '''Coblin''']
File:Heya splort!.jpg|JEFF! in sleazy salesman form by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1367198058170245121?s=20 @_pysics]
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File:Heya splort!.jpg|JEFF! in sleazy salesman form<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1367198058170245121 '''@_pysics''']
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File:MiniJEFF!.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
 
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[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
[[Category:Mascots]]
 
[[Category:Mascots]]
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[[Category:Hellmouth]]

Latest revision as of 02:59, 11 February 2022

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

JEFF! is the mascot for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of The Book.

Forms

JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include

  • Mascot form
  • "Jimmy Dean" form
  • Aztec sun stone
  • Sleazy 50’s door to door salesman/scam artist
  • A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun[1]

Trivia

  • JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
  • JEFF! knows your social security number
  • JEFF!'s texture is Yes
  • JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
  • JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. The highest ever recorded is Randall Marijuana's record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by Nagomi Nava, at -666.



  1. Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. Poetry Foundation.