Halexandrey Walton

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Halexandrey Walton is a batter for the Yellowstone Magic. Walton has been a member of the team since day 64 of Season 2 replacing Sosa Elftower. Walton is known for their poor batting and strong fielding.

Official League Records

Walton currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Halexandrey Walton is a coyote that wandered into center field through the gap left by the loss of Sosa Elftower, who was incinerated on the 64th day of Season 2. Halexandrey described her recruitment process in this interview given during post-season Party Time.

Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go.

Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex."

Relationships

Early in Season 3 Halexandrey struck up a friendship with Cory Twelve, with Cory acting somewhat as a mentor. Cory lied to Halexandrey that the balls were rabbits to get her to participate more. Upon learning of this lie, she ended the friendship, and is seeking a new friend who will tell her the truth.

She also is friends with Tot Fox, who has given her many snacks, and lots of advice.

Allegations

There are rumors going around that Hex eats the bodies of incinerated players. According to her lawyer, these allegations are false and there is no evidence to support any claims of attacking or eating rival players, dead or alive.

Gallery

Halexandrey at the bat (Credit: Monthenor)
Halex doing what she does best--catching a ball on defense (photoshop by @quinn_town on twitter)




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