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Revision as of 04:25, 17 February 2021
Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since Season 1.
Official League Record
Season 3
On Season 3, Day 13, Alvarado suffered an allergic reaction from a stray peanut, which decreased their pitching by ★½ the rest of of their stats by ★.
Season 10
During the Season 10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification due to the Breath Mints winning the Rogue Waves blessing.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.
Grey’s Anatomy
Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.
Fan Art
Videos
Gallery
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Mime Time by @prinnamon
Vintage Grey cartoon by @awhekate
Grey by @awhekate
Grey Alvarado by @8loi88
Grey and Jessica Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie
Grey Alvarado by @bugsbenedict
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
"Fresh Breath, Here We Come." |