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Ingram was quite small, but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.   
 
Ingram was quite small, but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.   
  
It is rumored that [[Leach Ingram]] manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of [[the immutable laws of the universe]]. Since the pair was separated after Ingram's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, their wife has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of [[An open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. Between innings, Ingram could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.  
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It is rumored that [[Leach Ingram]] manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of [[the immutable laws of the universe]]. Since the pair was separated after Ingram's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, their wife has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of [[The Meadow|the open meadow on the outskirts of town]]. Between innings, Ingram could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.  
  
 
Ingram played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing [[Blaseball]].
 
Ingram played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing [[Blaseball]].

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Eduardo Ingram was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Ingram was a player for the Breath Mints from the start of Season 1 up until their incineration during Day 55 of Season 4, while playing against the Unlimited Tacos.

Official League Records

Ingram has no notable events in the league record books.

Biography

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Ingram was quite small, but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.

It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of the immutable laws of the universe. Since the pair was separated after Ingram's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, their wife has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of the open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Ingram could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.

Ingram played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing Blaseball.

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