Difference between revisions of "Crab Brian"

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<option>Crab Brian is just some guy.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian is just some guy.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian never carcinized, because it’s too inconvenient to be molting all the time.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian never carcinized, because it’s too inconvenient to be molting all the time.</option>
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t even like blaseball. He won season tickets in a work raffle (The tickets were supposed to be for only 1 season, but the ticket checkers keep letting him in).</option>
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<option>Crab Brian doesn’t even like blaseball. He won season tickets in a work raffle. The tickets were supposed to be for only one season, but the ticket checkers keep letting him in.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t go to blooddrain games, because it’s a pain to get the blood out of his clothes.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t go to blooddrain games, because it’s a pain to get the blood out of his clothes.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian got a job offer at the PNC across the street from the Bank of America, but decided to stick with Bank of America because he likes his health care plan.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian got a job offer at the PNC across the street from the Bank of America, but decided to stick with Bank of America because he likes his health care plan.</option>

Revision as of 14:36, 20 May 2022

Brian Anderson, also known as Crab Brian, is a season ticket holder and a semi-regular attendee of Crabs home games. He is a Baltimore resident, and works at the Bank of America around the corner from the Crabitat.

Crab Brian Facts

Sometimes on Casual Fridays, Crab Brian gets a little silly and wears a tropical shirt.