Difference between revisions of "Crab Brian"

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<option>Crab Brian is just some guy.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian is just some guy.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian never carcinized, because it’s too inconvenient to be molting all the time.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian never carcinized, because it’s too inconvenient to be molting all the time.</option>
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t even like blaseball. He won season tickets in a work raffle (The tickets were supposed to be for only 1 season, but the ticket checkers keep letting him in).</option>
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<option>Crab Brian doesn’t even like blaseball. He won season tickets in a work raffle. The tickets were supposed to be for only one season, but the ticket checkers keep letting him in.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t go to blooddrain games, because it’s a pain to get the blood out of his clothes.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t go to blooddrain games, because it’s a pain to get the blood out of his clothes.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian got a job offer at the PNC across the street from the Bank of America, but decided to stick with Bank of America because he likes his health care plan.</option>
 
<option>Crab Brian got a job offer at the PNC across the street from the Bank of America, but decided to stick with Bank of America because he likes his health care plan.</option>

Revision as of 14:36, 20 May 2022

Brian Anderson, also known as Crab Brian, is a season ticket holder and a semi-regular attendee of Crabs home games. He is a Baltimore resident, and works at the Bank of America around the corner from the Crabitat.

Crab Brian Facts

Crab Brian thinks Francisco Preston is some sort of mascot the Crabs only bring out to play for special occasions.