Canada Moist Talkers/Season 14

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 14
Dates	March 15, 2021 – March 21, 2021
← Previous	Season 13
Next →	Season 15
Results
Postseason	Won 3-0 against 🦀 Won 3-2 against ✨ Won 3-0 against 🌮 ILB Champions ●
Overall Record	68-31
Divine Favor	15
Division	1st in Mild Low
League	1st in Mild League
ILB Placement	1st overall
Modifiers	High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β14 87 - York Silk + Lucien Patchwork 🗣️ Incineration β14 9900 + Rosstin Andante 🗣️ Postseason Birth β14 EL00 - Bright Zimmerman 👟 Wills (🗣️) Revoke
Wills
Infuse Lucien Patchwork 6.0 → 11.1 Revoke Bright Zimmerman is now Roamin'. +  Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season. 🗣️ - Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
Blessings
Headliners The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.

With their best overall record yet, the Talkers won their first championship for York!

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Eugenia Garbage Ziwa Mueller Cedric Spliff Commissioner Vapor Jesús Koch Beans McBlase Alston Cerveza Lachlan Shelton Fish Summer York Silk	Bright Zimmerman Greer Lott Jenkins Good Beasley Gloom Polkadot Patterson
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Mooney Doctor Zeke Wallace Amos Melon Augusto Reddick Tucker Flores London Simmons Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn Denim Squall Premjeet Liu

Season Events

Renovations

• Viscosity + - 3,968,390 Coins Spent
  • The Gleek became 6% more Viscous!
• Big Buckets - 1,699,486 Coins Spent
  • The Gleek builds Big Buckets!

Wills

• Infuse
  • The Moist Talkers vote to infuse Lucien Patchwork.
  • Lucien Patchwork is Infused.
    • Combined 6.0 → 11.1
  • Infuse - 41% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 13% of Moist Talkers Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
• Revoke
  • The Moist Talkers revoke Bright Zimmerman.
  • Bright Zimmerman is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'
  • Bright Zimmerman wandered to a new team.
    • 🗣️ - Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
    • 👟 + Bright Zimmerman, Rotation
  • Revoke - 38% of all Moist Talkers Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Moist Talkers Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.

Blessings

• Headliners blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  • The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.
  • The Moist Talkers had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Millennials with 45%
    121,210 votes were cast.