Brock Forbes

Brock Forbes
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Baltimore Crabs, Boston Flowers
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(1.8)
Pitching	(4.6)
Defense	(4.1)
Running	(3.6)
Modifications	MildPitchers with Mild have a chance of throwing a Mild Pitch. The pitch is automatically a ball and all baserunners will advance.
Items	Cryogenic Helmet ○○ Mesh Head Jersey ●●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–June 29, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Playing fetch
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	67
Member of the BlaseballCommunity Hall of Fame
Induction	Week 3
Vote	68.95%

Brock Forbes was a pitcher for the Boston Flowers, was with the team from the Season β15 elections until being incinerated on Season β22, Day 19. Forbes previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Forbes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 elections, Forbes received boosts in all ratings as a result of the Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β6, Day 1, Forbes's batting ability was siphoned by Yellowstone Magic lineup player Annie Roland in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to . Forbes was the first to be subject to Blooddrain's weather effects.

On Season β10, Day X, Forbes pitched against THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and lost after a single hit. Forbes then gained the Mild modification. Due to the Crabs' subsequent Ascension, Forbes was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Forbes' defense was increased by 3.3 → 4.0 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing. Additionally, Forbes benefited from a 3.7 → 4.3 increase to pitching as a result of the Firefighters' Tag Team Pitching blessing.

Forbes was traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Parker Parra during the Season β15 elections via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season β17 elections, Forbes' Overpowerment was increased and their Unthwackability was decreased as a result of the Grounded blessing.

On Season β22, Day 19, Forbes was incinerated and replaced by Backpatch Rolsenthal.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Brock Forbes Files

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Brock Forbes is a roughly 4’8” BLEGO© Mlinifigure© who seems to be able to change his head’s facial expression an infinite amount of times, sometimes even overlapping them, creating the eerie effect of having multiple Brock-brand faces on top of each other. However, he rarely strays from neutral, making this a rare sight for most non-Crabs.

It is unknown as to how he pitches, as he has no fingers, and very static methods of moving his limbs. Any video recorded of his pitching later converts itself into a fake stop-motion version, making the proof obsolete.

Forbes is the lead singer in Top Fifty Hit, “Am I a Man, or Am I a Mlinifigure©?”

Most information on Forbes comes from the news article “A Man Has Fallen For A Man In BLEGO© City?” An excerpt from it is as follows:

Local resident of the BLEGO© City district of Baltimore, Brock Forbes, has recently been seen rescuing fellow Mlinifigure© Adalberto Tosser from the frankly quite hazardous BLEGO© City River. While the two are known to be future teammates on the up and coming Blaseball team the Baltimore Crabs, the two had, according to interviews, “not fully met before this [BEEP] accident.” After Forbes rescued Tosser from the tumultuous and BLEGO© Crab filled tides, they were seen getting lunch together at a nearby diner, and possibly even—hold onto your BLEGO© pants, Baltimore—holding hands.

Due to the informality of this article, and lack of photographic evidence thanks to Forbes’ stop-motion picture effect, the validity is unclear. Several witness reports, however, now say that both Forbes and Tosser carry matching BLEGO© wedding rings when outside of games.

Chants

• "Can't stop the Brock"
• "Brock our Rock"

In Literature

Runolfio Peeper, the Crabs Poet Laureate, wrote the following ditty about Forbes:

A haze of smoke drifts from the pitcher’s mound
Where Brock (or “Fat Joint”) Forbes can now be found.
All know performance boosting drugs are banned
But drugs that make you worse? Those are just grand!

In terms of blaseball rankings Brock is meager
His bat is weak—his blunt is the big leaguer
Dazed and high, Brock often flunks his pitch
But measured by his chill Forbes is thrice rich.

Trivia

• Forbes can frequently be seen spacing out on the pitcher's mound before a pitch.

Fan Works

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  The wedding of Forbes and Adalberto Tosser, art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by Toasthaste

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Brock Forbes linking arms with Dunn Keyes (right) by glassgoblin

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  Brock Forbes of the Boston Flowers by glassgoblin