Bennett Browning

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Bennett Browning was a lineup player for the Seattle Garages. Browning was incinerated by a rogue Umpire during the Blasphemy period on Season 3 Day 4. They were replaced in the lineup by Tiana Cash.

Official League Records

Browning does not have any notable events in the league record books.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Bennett Browning was also a spoons player for the Seattle Garages Jelly Jamboree. Making his debut for the Garages a week after Tifelli's Traveling Animal Circus passed through town, unconfirmed rumors have purported Bennett Browning is actually a grizzly bear in disguise, with an audit of the Garage's catering budget noting an entry for 90 pounds of salmon per day adding more weight to the theory. Fans of the team, however, have pointed to Browning's (shaggy, clawed) opposable thumbs and ability to wear pants as evidence to the latter. Regardless of the controversy, Browning was considered a capable and underrated closer for the Garages lineup.