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== General ==
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==General==
 
The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the [[Baltimore Crabs#The Great Crab Reckoning|Great Crab Reckoning]] while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". Crabs fans refer to players of their team who don't pan out as "Bustaceans". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.
 
The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the [[Baltimore Crabs#The Great Crab Reckoning|Great Crab Reckoning]] while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". Crabs fans refer to players of their team who don't pan out as "Bustaceans". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.
  
== Chants ==
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==Chants==
The following is a non-exhaustive list of cheers used for the team, players, and former players bby fans of the Baltimore Crabs.  
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Fans of the Baltimore Crabs are known for running commentary and cheering loudly for their players, and use a breadth of different chants for each one.
=== Team-wide ===
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The following is a non-exhaustive list of cheers used for the team, players, and former players by fans of the Baltimore Crabs.  
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===Team-wide===
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*Claws up!
 
*Claws up!
 
*Claws up for Trans Rights!
 
*Claws up for Trans Rights!
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*Same as it ever was
 
*Same as it ever was
 
**Shame as it ever was
 
**Shame as it ever was
*A Tilly Triple!  
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*A Tilly Triple!
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*Time for Crab!
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*CRIME! (''When a base is stolen)''
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*Crabs Bad! / Crabs Good! ''(Chanted in equal measures when the Crabs are under- and over-performing, respectively.)''
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*''Same as it ever was'' (Said whether winning or losing, due to the quantum superposition of Crabs Good / Crabs Bad.)
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**''Shame as it ever was'' (variation on the former, for games ended in Shame.)
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*The Baltimore Crabs Will Live Forever! (''When the team is Unstable, with a tinge of panic'')
  
 
===Current Players===
 
===Current Players===
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!Player
 
!Player
 
!Cheer
 
!Cheer
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|Tot Fox
 
|Too Tot to trot / too hot too Tot / Sun killer Tot
 
 
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|Kennedy Loser
 
|Kennedy Loser
 
|That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner!
 
|That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner!
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|Trinity Smaht
 
|GAMETIME! / Smaht Move
 
 
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|Enid Marlow
 
|Enid Marlow
 
|MARLOWNED
 
|MARLOWNED
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|Silvaire Roadhouse
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|Home Gun / Kilvaire (with her Debt modifier)
 
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|-
 
|Alston Cerveza
 
|Alston Cerveza
 
|Beer Run / 🍻
 
|Beer Run / 🍻
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|Montgomery Bullock
 
|MOCO????
 
 
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|Pedro Davids
 
|Pedro Davids
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|Lorcan Smaht
 
|Lorcan Smaht
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|Lorcan Smaht is Partying!/Smaht Move
 
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|Parker Meng
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|Zeruel Kramer
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|Arm of god, lightning rod
 
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|Adalberto Tosser
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|Finn James
|Toss 'em Tosser / te amo Adalberto
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|Finn James Wins Games / Finn James Finns Games
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|Avila Guzman
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|AVILAAAAAAAA / PARTY ANGEL
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|Kaz Fiasco
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|KRABZ FIASCO!!!! / What a Fiasco! / Thanks Kaz. (With subtractor)/ Dude. (with subtractor)
 
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|Finn James
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|Squid Galvanic
|Finn James Wins Games!
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|Don't worry about it  / Galvanized!
 
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|}
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===Former Players===
 
===Former Players===
 
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{| class="wikitable"
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|Holden Stanton
 
|Holden Stanton
 
|Holden Please! / Hold'em
 
|Holden Please! / Hold'em
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|Squid Galvanic
 
|Don't worry about it  / Galvanized!
 
 
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|Brock Forbes
 
|Brock Forbes
|Brock Our Rock  
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|Brock Our Rock / BROCK FREAKING FORBES (of the Yellowstone Magic)
 
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|Jacoby Podcast
 
|Jacoby Podcast
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|Forrest Best
 
|Forrest Best
|Best is best / Run Forrest Run  
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|Best is best / Run Forrest Run
 
|-
 
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|York Silk
 
|York Silk
 
|York Our Dork!
 
|York Our Dork!
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|Silvaire Roadhouse
 
|Home Gun
 
 
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|Alyssa Harrell
 
|Alyssa Harrell
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|Nagomi McDaniel
 
|Nagomi McDaniel
 
|NA GO MI
 
|NA GO MI
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|Montgomery Bullock
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|LET'S GO MOCO / MOCO????
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|Tot Fox
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|Too Tot to trot / too hot too Tot / Sun killer Tot
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|Trinity Smaht
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|GAMETIME! / Smaht Move
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|Conner Haley
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|☄️
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|Fran Beans
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|hyf!dttwtb!wtgalp!tyffdgaob
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(Hell yeah Fran!! Do the thing with the baseball!! Win the game a lot please!!! Thank you Fran for doing good and or bad!!!)
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|Adalberto Tosser
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|Toss 'em Tosser /  te amo Adalberto
 
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=== For Other Teams ===
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===For Other Teams===
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*We are not from [[Chicago Firefighters|Chicago]]!
 
*We are not from [[Chicago Firefighters|Chicago]]!
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**After 12 consecutive games between the [[Chicago Firefighters]] and the Crabs in {{BetaSeason|8}} forged a bond between the two teams, typically now replaced with 'WE ARE FROM CHICLAWGO'
 
*Call: [[Hades Tigers#Never Look Back|Never Look Back!]]  
 
*Call: [[Hades Tigers#Never Look Back|Never Look Back!]]  
 
**Response: We Do Not Have Necks!
 
**Response: We Do Not Have Necks!
  
== Theme Songs ==
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==Theme Songs==
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM Noise Storm - Crab Rave]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM Noise Storm - Crab Rave]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o Ween - Ocean Man]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o Ween - Ocean Man]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ6O7Jk4MXs The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ6O7Jk4MXs The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride]
*[https://soundcloud.com/liamjmcma/claws-up Claws Up]  
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*[https://soundcloud.com/liamjmcma/claws-up Claws Up]
 
*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/godspeed Godspeed]
 
*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/godspeed Godspeed]
 
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Latest revision as of 21:45, 14 January 2023

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General

The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the Great Crab Reckoning while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". Crabs fans refer to players of their team who don't pan out as "Bustaceans". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.

Chants

Fans of the Baltimore Crabs are known for running commentary and cheering loudly for their players, and use a breadth of different chants for each one.

The following is a non-exhaustive list of cheers used for the team, players, and former players by fans of the Baltimore Crabs.

Team-wide

  • Claws up!
  • Claws up for Trans Rights!
  • Let's go Crabs baby love da Crabs
  • Call: Old!
    • Response: Bay!
  • "Ain't no laws when you have claws" and its popular variant, "Claw's the law"
  • ACRAB (All Crabs Really Are Beautiful)
  • Do it for Combs!
  • Same as it ever was
    • Shame as it ever was
  • A Tilly Triple!
  • Time for Crab!
  • CRIME! (When a base is stolen)
  • Crabs Bad! / Crabs Good! (Chanted in equal measures when the Crabs are under- and over-performing, respectively.)
  • Same as it ever was (Said whether winning or losing, due to the quantum superposition of Crabs Good / Crabs Bad.)
    • Shame as it ever was (variation on the former, for games ended in Shame.)
  • The Baltimore Crabs Will Live Forever! (When the team is Unstable, with a tinge of panic)

Current Players

Player Cheer
Kennedy Loser That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner!
Enid Marlow MARLOWNED
Silvaire Roadhouse Home Gun / Kilvaire (with her Debt modifier)
Alston Cerveza Beer Run / 🍻
Pedro Davids Carry us home / Vote for Pedro / King Davis / Pedro my prince / Carry the team / MVPedro
Lorcan Smaht Lorcan Smaht is Partying!/Smaht Move
Zeruel Kramer Arm of god, lightning rod
Finn James Finn James Wins Games / Finn James Finns Games
Avila Guzman AVILAAAAAAAA / PARTY ANGEL
Kaz Fiasco KRABZ FIASCO!!!! / What a Fiasco! / Thanks Kaz. (With subtractor)/ Dude. (with subtractor)
Squid Galvanic Don't worry about it / Galvanized!

Former Players

Player Cheer
Sutton Dreamy She's so Dreamy / Dream on / Keep the Dream Alive!
Oliver Notarobot Ollie Ollie Ollie! Snip Snip Snip!
Parker Parra Knock it out of the Parker / Poggers Parra
Luis Acevedo Hard light, future sight, let them walk to first tonight
Holden Stanton Holden Please! / Hold'em
Brock Forbes Brock Our Rock / BROCK FREAKING FORBES (of the Yellowstone Magic)
Jacoby Podcast Rate and Review / Pause them Podcast / plug your Patreon/ Play that closing theme
Forrest Best Best is best / Run Forrest Run
York Silk York Our Dork!
Alyssa Harrell HARREL CHECK
Nagomi McDaniel NA GO MI
Montgomery Bullock LET'S GO MOCO / MOCO????
Tot Fox Too Tot to trot / too hot too Tot / Sun killer Tot
Trinity Smaht GAMETIME! / Smaht Move
Conner Haley ☄️
Fran Beans hyf!dttwtb!wtgalp!tyffdgaob

(Hell yeah Fran!! Do the thing with the baseball!! Win the game a lot please!!! Thank you Fran for doing good and or bad!!!)

Adalberto Tosser Toss 'em Tosser / te amo Adalberto

For Other Teams

Theme Songs