Season 1
This page describes events that are ongoing, and is still being updated. As such, some information may be missing.
- Not to be confused with Beta Season 1
Season 1 began on January 09, 2023. The regular season will conclude on January 13, 2023, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on January 14, 2023. The Season 1 election will take place on January 15, 2023.
Notable Events
Notable events are ongoing.
Static Changes
As the Team Pages fully opened, it was noticed that there were some discrepancies between the listed Fall Ball falls and the teams themselves. NaN and Sixpack Dogwalker, the original two Receivers, were absent; in their place was Nathaniel Wilds and Dimi Wobbler, respectively. Both of these replacements are also now Receivers, and were previously Static Charges from the Short Circuits. Whilst not explicitly stated, both teams have the Entangled Modification (which they had received at the conclusion of Season 24), and therefore can be presumed to have been Alternated on their return from the Black Hole, revealing an as-yet-unseen (though confirmed by The Game Band in an episode of Inside A Blaseball) interaction between the two Modifications. Notably, NaN had not had the Receiver modification since Season 15, when it had been replaced with the Echo modification. Players who are Echoes do not Static when alternated, as Wyatt Mason X, an Echo, was Alternated in the Season 21 election with no other result.
Bonus Burps
Every ILB team started with 14 players - 10 of whom had fallen during Fall Ball, the other 4 seemingly randomly generated before games began. However, as games progressed, it appeared that the new weather Horizon, which every game is currently played under, had the effect of every so often having another player fall and land somewhere on the field during a game. The fallen players do not appear on team rosters, and their location is unknown. An (incomplete) list of players that fell and which team's game they fell during can be seen below.
Falling players can also, on rare occasion, hit a player on a team's active roster and knock them out of play. The fallen player will replace them on the active roster, and the hit player will go off to places unknown. A list of occurrences of this is below.
Election Secretion
Shortly before Day 6, an Emergency Alert was broadcast, coinciding with the addition of the NEW Redistribute Wealth Decree to the election ballot:
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
DECREE SECRETED
Shortly before Day 25, another Alert was broadcast, signaling the addition of the Blessings Strong Start, Shadow Play, and Wind Spirits:
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
BLESSINGS SECRETED
Another Alert was broadcast before Day 28, with the addition of the NEW Relegation Decree:
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
DECREE SECRETED
Before Day 46, another Alert was broadcast, adding the Blessings Yeet and Strike Zero:
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
BLESSINGS SECRETED
An alert was also broadcast before Day 49, adding the Decree NEW Open the Forbidden Book:
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
DECREE SECRETED
Before Day 67, another Alert was broadcast, adding the Blessings Shore Up and Guess Whose Thwack:
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
BALLOT CONTESTED
BLESSINGS SECRETED
Other Belches
Shortly before Day 3 started, an Alert was broadcast, which re-allowed the ability to see star counts on individual stats.
[BURP]
BELCH DETECTED
STARS CHARTER
Another Alert was broadcast before Day 44 that gave the ability to see players' attributes, which had changed to a different system between the eras.
[BURP]
EMERGENCY ALERT
BELCH DETECTED
ATTRIBUTION ERROR
RECOMMEND DEEP ANALYSIS
Universal Bets and Influence
Starting with Day 24, and repeating each real-world 24 hours, a new boon was granted. This boon, referred to as "Universal Bets and Influence", granted players 100 Chips and 20 Votes. Coinciding with this came a Message from the Monitor:
nice
just got my daily chips and votes
time to bet big
Please Help.
Right before the Postseason began, an Emergency Alert was broadcast. Before long, however, the message itself was clearly being actively edited. Whilst only edited one letter at a time, the messages the alert ended up at are as follows:
PLEASE WAIT
PLEASE WAIT...........
P
PLEASE HELP.
PLEASE HELP...........
PLEASE.
PLEASE WAIT?
PLEASE WAIT!?!?!
PLEASE WAIT.....
The message then continued to vary in line breaks and periods, eventually making the message vertical and adding select periods to letters, culminating at:
P....
L....
E.......
A..........
S....
E..
W....
A.......
I.....
T......
The periods and letters themselves were then deleted, and when all were deleted, the usual PLEASE WAIT... was typed out. Shortly thereafer, the message changed to PLAY BALL!, and the Postseason began.
Ongoing Decrees
As of the end of Season 24, all Ongoing Decrees had been Nullified, and are no longer in play.
Standings
Good Conference | Record | Evil Conference | Record |
---|---|---|---|
Awful Good | Awful Evil | ||
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 | 65-24 | Atlantis Georgias 🔱 | 59-30 |
Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 | 64-25 | Core Mechanics 🛠️ | 49-40 |
Miami Dale 🚤 | 41-48 | Houston Spies 🕵️ | 46-43 |
Baltimore Crabs 🦀 | 41-48 | Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 | 41-48 |
Philly Pies 🥧 | 40-49 | Dallas Steaks 🥩 | 34-55 |
Hades Tigers 🐅 | 33-56 | Chicago Firefighters 🔥 | 27-62 |
Chaotic Evil | Chaotic Good | ||
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 | 77-12 | Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 | 60-29 |
Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ | 58-31 | San Francisco Lovers 💋 | 39-50 |
Seattle Garages 🎸 | 52-37 | Boston Flowers 🌹 | 35-54 |
Yellowstone Magic ✨ | 51-38 | Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️ | 33-56 |
Ohio Worms 🐌 | 34-55 | New York Millennials 📱 | 32-57 |
Tokyo Lift 🏋️ | 28-61 | LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮 | 29-60 |
* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.
Postseason
Five teams from each Conference advance to the postseason, consisting of the four best performing teams in the Conference seeded by Wins, as well as a Wild Card team selected at random.
Teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series; the Quarter Finals, Semi Finals, and Internet Series are all best-of-five.
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5 | Evil Conference | |||||||||||||||||
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Election Ballot
Decrees
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.
Icon | Name | Effect |
---|---|---|
NEW Redistribute Wealth | At the end of every Season, the Champion will trade away all of their Players. | |
NEW Relegation | At the end of every Season, the last place Team's Roster will be replaced. | |
NEW Open the Forbidden Book | It is Forbidden. |
Blessings
Each Blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected team. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name | Effect |
---|---|
NEW Team Boost | Your Team is boosted Overall by 1/2 a Star. |
NEW Batting Boost | Your Team's Batting is boosted by 1 Star. |
NEW Pitching Boost | Your Team's Pitching is boosted by 1 Star. |
NEW Max Out Batter | Max out a random Batter on your Team's Zone. |
NEW Max Out Pitcher | Max out a random Pitcher on your Team's Zone. |
NEW Steal Best Batter | Steal the best Batter from the Black Hole for your Team. |
NEW Steal Best Pitcher | Steal the best Pitcher in the Black Hole for your Team. |
NEW Randomize Players | Call the Alternates for your Team's 5 worst Players. |
Strong Start | Sort your Lineup by Batting Rating. |
Shadow Play | Swap your worst Player out for someone in your Shadows. |
Wind Sprints | Your Team's Defense and Running are boosted by 1 Star. |
Yeet | Send your Team's worst Player into the Black Hole and receive a random Player back. |
Strike Zero | A Division Rival will receive the worst Overall Player from the Black Hole. |
Guess Whose Thwack | Boost your Lineup's Thwack by 1 Star. |
Shore Up | Boost a random Player on your Team's worst Attribute by 5 Stars. |