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{{Team
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|title=Canada Moist Talkers
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|former=Topeka Moist Talkers
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|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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|conference=Good League
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|division=Chaotic Good
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|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]
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|arcana=V The Hierophant
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|championships=3
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|home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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|team_slogan="Talk Spit, Get Hits"
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|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
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|mascot=[[FASHION]]
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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers @MoistTalkers]
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|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ]
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|team_colors={{HexCode|e5f4f5}}, {{HexCode|ed1c24}}, {{HexCode|3B97D3}}, {{HexCode|035597}}
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|emoji=🗣️
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|circuits = [[/Beta/|Canada Moist Talkers (Beta)]]<br/>Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 1)<br/>[[/Gamma 2/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 2)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 3/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 3)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 4/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 4)]]
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|uuid=eb67ae5e-c4bf-46ca-bbbc-425cd34182ff
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}}
  
Sorry for all of the fans of QuinnT/Season Results
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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.
  
= Leagues/Beta =
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During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
In [[Blaseball]], '''Leagues''' refer to divisions consisting of blaseball teams that compete over the course of a [[Seasons|season]].
 
  
There are two leagues within [[Internet League Blaseball]] each containing 10 teams: the [[Wild League]] and the [[Mild League]]. Each league is composed of two divisions: High and Low.
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Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.
  
During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the [[Postseason]], the top 4 ''wildest'' and ''mildest'' have an opportunity to compete for the [[Internet Series]] championship.
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==Roster==
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{{For|the roster at the conclusion of [[Season 24]]|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Roster}}
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*[[Eris Street]]
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*[[Russo Slugger]]
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*[[Nerd James]]
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*[[Abner Pothos]]
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*[[Tad Seeth]]
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*[[Gloria Bentley]]
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*[[Donna Milicic]]
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*[[Simon Haley]]
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*[[Khulan Sagaba]]
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
  
==The Wild League==
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==Former Players==
===Wild High===
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{{For|a list of former Players from Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players}}
  
*{{TeamSelector|jazz hands|emoji}}
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===Incinerations===
*{{TeamSelector|firefighters|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|tigers|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|wings|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|lift|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|georgias|emoji}}
 
  
===Wild Low===
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*None
  
*{{TeamSelector|flowers|emoji}}
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===Feedback Swaps===
*{{TeamSelector|sunbeams|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|spies|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|miami|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|tacos|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|worms|emoji}}
 
  
==The Mild League==
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*None
===Mild High===
 
  
*{{TeamSelector|steaks|emoji}}
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===Blessings and Trades===
*{{TeamSelector|mills|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|pies|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|lovers|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|garages|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|mechanics|emoji}}
 
  
===Mild Low===
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*None
  
*{{TeamSelector|moist talkers|emoji}}
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===Roamin'===
*{{TeamSelector|shoe thieves|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|fridays|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|mints|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|magic|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|crabs|emoji}}
 
  
==History==
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*None
Over the course of Blaseball History, The Leagues have not always been as they are now.
 
  
===The Good and Evil Leagues===
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===Faded into Dust===
From Seasons 1 through 5, ILB was structured under the [[Good League]] and [[Evil League]], with each being split into two sub-leagues: Lawful and Chaotic. These leagues operated identically to the Leagues now, only differing in how the teams were organized.
 
  
===High Filter===
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*None
With the passing of the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|'''High Filter''' Decree]] at the end of Season 5, "resulting in the [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] getting dunked in the Blood Tub and surfacing reborn,"<ref>The Game Band (6 Sep 2020). [https://us17.campaign-archive.com/?u=67054951fd4edb2851ef895a3&id=8badf3b1ba "Firefighters Win! Claim Everywhere is Chicago!"] ''[[The Blaseball Beat]].''</ref> the ILB was restructured into the current [[Wild League]] and [[Mild League]]. Teams were sorted based on their performance in the [[Season 5#Standings|Season 5 standings]]: the top 5 teams were placed in Wild High, 6-10 were placed in Mild High, 11-15 in Mild Low, and 16-20 in Wild Low.
 
  
===Season 8 Swaps===
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==Season Results==
In [[Season 8]], the blessing called '''Divisional Swap''' could "swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague," while the blessing called '''Subleague Swap''' could "swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague." The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won both of these blessings, shocking many. This first caused the Wild Wings to move to Mild High, while the Breath Mints swapped to Mild Low; followed by the Wild Wings again moving to Wild High, while the Millennials swapped to Mild High. This lucky turn of events put an end to widespread dissatisfaction with the Wild Wings inhabiting a "Mild" division in the League.
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{{For|the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results}}
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===Era 3 (Seasons ? - ??)===
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|-
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! colspan="5" |Era 3
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!Season
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!Wins
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!Record
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!Postseason
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!Season Summary
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|-
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|[[Season 1|1 - The Re-Return Or Something]]
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|0
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|0-99
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|Did not qualify.
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*Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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|}
  
===Season 10 Swaps===
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In [[Season 10]], the Canada Moist Talkers won the '''Divisional Swap''' blessing, moving to Mild Low while the Pies swapped to Mild High. Additionally, the San Francisco Lovers won the '''Subleague Swap''' blessing, moving to Mild High while the Tigers swapped to Wild High.
 
  
Season 10 also saw the Ascension of the [[Baltimore Crabs]], who left the Wild High division. This league opening was filled by the newly-introduced Tokyo Lift.
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==Team Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
  
=== Season 12 Expansion Teams ===
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The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
On [[Season 12]], Day 72, at the beginning of Earlsiesta, a new team was added to each League. Following an announcement by [[Boss]], the Baltimore Crabs were returned to the league in the Mild Low division, while the [[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Ohio Worms]], and [[Core Mechanics]] were added to the league in the Wild High, Wild Low, and Mild High divisions, respectively.<br />
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The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
<references />
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As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by [[Beasley Gloom]], and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
  
= Leagues =
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==Staff==
In [[Blaseball]], '''Leagues''' refer to divisions consisting of Blaseball teams that compete over the course of a [[Seasons|season]].
 
  
There are two Leagues within [[Internet League Blaseball]] each containing 12 teams: the Good League and the Evil League. Each league is composed of two divisions: Chaotic and Awful.
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===Coaching===
  
During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the [[Postseason]], the Top 4 teams from both the Good and Evil Leagues have an opportunity to compete for the [[Internet Series]] championship.
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*[[Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle]]
  
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===Mascots===
  
==The Good League==
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*[[Season 1]] - [[THE MAW]]
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*[[Season 2]] - [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]
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*[[Season 3]] - [[The Moist Owlette]]
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*[[Season 4]] - [[The Tantric Shrimp]]
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*[[Season 5]] - [[H O R K]]
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*[[Season 6]] - [[Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern]]
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*[[Season 7]] - [[The ORB]]
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*[[Season 8]] - [[Buddy]]
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*[[Season 9]] - None
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*[[Season 10]] - [[The Husk]]
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*[[Season 11]] - [[FASHION|'''''<u>FASHION™®©</u>''''']]
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*[[Season 12]] - [[Mario The Cat]]
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*[[Season 13]] - [["Singing Salmon" (Greer Lott Edition)]]
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*[[Season 14]] - [[Pokey Patty]]
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*[[Season 15]] - [[~object Object~]]
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*[[Season 16]] - [[Soggy Doggy]]
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*[[Season 17]] - [[The Offering Bowl]]
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*[[Season 18]] - [[Nic]]
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*[[Season 19]] - [[Finn Ghees]]
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*[[Season 20]] - [[Maude R. Ation]]
  
===Chaotic Good===
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==Fan Culture==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture]].</small>
  
*{{TeamSelector|flowers|emoji}}
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===Chants===
*{{TeamSelector|moist talkers|emoji}}
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The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.
*{{TeamSelector|mints|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|tacos|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|mills|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|lovers|emoji}}
 
  
===Awful Good===
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*Talk Spit, Get Hits
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*One Mouth, a lotta spit
  
*{{TeamSelector|crabs|emoji}}
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For more, including player-specific chants, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture#Chants|Chants]].
*{{TeamSelector|shoe thieves|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|tigers|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|beams|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|miami|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|pies|emoji}}
 
  
==The Evil League==
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==Notable Events==
===Chaotic Evil===
 
  
*{{TeamSelector|fridays|emoji}}
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*In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
*{{TeamSelector|wings|emoji}}
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*In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Seattle Garages]], the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of [[Hobbs Cain]] and [[Richmond Harrison]] respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
*{{TeamSelector|garages|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|magic|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|worms|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|lift|emoji}}
 
  
===Awful Evil===
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==Trivia==
  
*{{TeamSelector|georgias|emoji}}
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*The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.
*{{TeamSelector|jazz hands|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|firefighters|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|mechanics|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|steaks|emoji}}
 
*{{TeamSelector|spies|emoji}}
 
  
==History==
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==On the Material Plane==
  
===Fall Ball===
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*In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other<ref>https://youtube.com/slK5IY_GJzI?t=29</ref>, a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.
During the December 23, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], the Falls began with the Divisions falling from the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]], with the following text:
 
*DIVISIONS FRACTURE
 
*LINES DRAWN
 
*ONE LEAGUE, THE INTERNET LEAGUE
 
*TWO CONFERENCES, GOOD AND EVIL
 
*FOUR DIVISIONS, CHAOTIC AND AWFUL
 
  
All 24 Internet League Blaseball teams were then drafted into four divisions: Chaotic Evil, Awful Evil, Chaotic Good, and Awful Good, in that order.
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==Fan Art==
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<gallery width="200" widths="185">
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File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers. Created by:  [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe] / [https://twitter.com/longhairQ longhairQ]
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File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes]
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File:Moisttalkersselfie.png|Season 3 Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe].
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File:Hobbsrich.png|Richmond and Hobbs. by [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe].
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File:Moist talkers throwback4.png|Moist Talkers Throwback logo by @easyreader #8140 on Discord
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File:Averylineup.jpg|Full Lineup by [https://twitter.com/avery_helm avery_helm]
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File:F33A53D8-15AF-4E70-9B4E-62AD3CDCC33D.jpeg|The Dot and York Silk (bellart03)
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File:Talkers.png|What is Height? ft. Mooney Doctor, Eugenia Garbage, Fish Summer, and Cedric Spliff
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File:Talkers2.png|What is Height 2, ft. Commissioner Vapor, Ziwa Mueller, McBlase (&) Beans
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File:Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie.png|alt=Season 12 Team Selfie|Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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File:Necromancy Poster.png|alt=Necromancy Poster|[https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Jaylen_Hotdogfingers Necromancy] Poster by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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File:Moist Talkers group photo S24.png|alt=S24 Moist Talkers team photo|Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite
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</gallery><br />
  
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Revision as of 02:48, 27 December 2022

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.

During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season 5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season 10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Following Fall Ball, the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.

Roster

For the roster at the conclusion of Season 24, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Roster.

Lineup Rotation
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Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

For a list of former Players from Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players.

Incinerations

  • None

Feedback Swaps

  • None

Blessings and Trades

  • None

Roamin'

  • None

Faded into Dust

  • None

Season Results

For the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results.

Era 3 (Seasons ? - ??)

Era 3
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Re-Return Or Something 0 0-99 Did not qualify.
  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.


Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History

The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."

The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.

As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the Charleston Shoe Thieves, new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by Beasley Gloom, and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.

Staff

Coaching

Mascots

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.

Chants

The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.

  • Talk Spit, Get Hits
  • One Mouth, a lotta spit

For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.

Notable Events

  • In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
  • In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.

Trivia

  • The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.

On the Material Plane

  • In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other[1], a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.

Fan Art